Limerick (Part 4)

May we start another one?

Daisy loved her chocolate eggs
People thought she had hollow legs
But she became Diabetic
Which made her real sick

Nah, can’t finish this one. :102:

Daisy loved her chocolate eggs
People thought she had hollow legs
But she became Diabetic
Which made her real sick
And now for a cure she begs

This weekend tis Easter

Gawd, I can’t do this one either. :frowning:

Wassup with you men?! :wink:

Okay

Tis Easter this weekend

Tis Easter this weekend
Traffic drives me round the bend

Tis Easter this weekend
Traffic drives me round the bend
The queues are so long

Tis Easter this weekend
Traffic drives me round the bend
The queues are so long
But don’t get me wrong

Tis Easter this weekend
Traffic drives me round the bend
The queues are so long
But don’t get me wrong
I know i’ll get there in the end.

I’ve had too much chocolate today

I’ve had too much chocolate today
For that I bet you will pay

I’ve had too much chocolate today
For that I bet you will pay
Too much choccy? No chance of that

I’ve had too much chocolate today
For that I bet you will pay
Too much choccy? No chance of that
Even though it will make you fat

I’ve had too much chocolate today
For that I bet you will pay
Too much choccy? No chance of that
Even though it will make you fat
You wait till you have a weigh.

There’s a scary film on tv

There’s a scary film on tv
Oh yes, just what would that be?

There’s a scary film on tv
Oh yes, just what would that be?
About a girl and a shark

There’s a scary film on tv
Oh yes, just what would that be?
About a girl and a shark
Oh yes, what a lark

There’s a scary film on tv
Oh yes, just what would that be?
About a girl and a shark
Oh yes, what a lark
She got stuck out at sea.

I sat in the sand, watching the sea

I sat in the sand, watching the sea
Then I nipped in for a quick pee

I sat in the sand, watching the sea
Then I nipped in for a quick pee
But a jelly fish come -
and stung my bum