Limerick (Part 4)

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Some bailiffs arrived at my door
Explained I must pay up the score
Quick out the window I went
Escape being my intent

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Too late Judsy. :lol:

Some bailiffs arrived at my door
Explained I must pay up the score
Quick out the window I went

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Oh aye? :-p

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Smart a**e :smiley:

Some bailiffs arrived at my door
Explained I must pay up the score
Quick out the window I went
Escape being my intent
But landed flat on the floor.

They pounced and grabbed me quick

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They pounced and grabbed me quick
And beat me with a big stick

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They pounced and grabbed me quick
And beat me with a big stick
No one deserves that

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ey pounced and grabbed me quick
And beat me with a big stick
No one deserves that
Then the guy with a hat

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ey pounced and grabbed me quick
And beat me with a big stick
No one deserves that
Then the guy with a hat
Took me away to the nick.

Bread and water for brekkie in there

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Bread and water for brekkie in there
That doesn’t seem very good fare

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Bread and water for brekkie in there
That doesn’t seem very good fare
Then a visitor came

(Hi EZ) :slight_smile:

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Bread and water for brekkie in there
That doesn’t seem very good fare
Then a visitor came
Said I wasn’t to blame

Evenin’ Mups XX

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Bread and water for brekkie in there
That doesn’t seem very good fare
Then a visitor came
Said I wasn’t to blame
And told me not to despair

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A file in a cake he gave

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A file in a cake he gave
So I washed and had a quick shave

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A file in a cake he gave
So I washed and had a quick shave
Thence to the bars I went

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A file in a cake he gave
So I washed and had a quick shave
Thence to the bars I went
Where I tripped on a bag of cement

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A file in a cake he gave
So I washed and had a quick shave
Thence to the bars I went
Where I tripped on a bag of cement
So never made it to the rave.

Daisy loved her chocolate eggs

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Daisy loved her chocolate eggs
People thought she had hollow legs

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Daisy loved her chocolate eggs
People thought she had hollow legs
But she became Diabetic

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Daisy loved her chocolate eggs
People thought she had hollow legs
But she got diabetes
from all those treaties

(Don’t be cross EZ, could rhyme anything otherwise) x