Limerick (Part 4)

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I saw a man scratching his head
As he got himself shut in the shed
He banged on the door

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I saw a man scratching his head
As he got himself shut in the shed
He banged on the door
And shouted and swore

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I saw a man scratching his head
As he got himself shut in the shed
He banged on the door
And shouted and swore
He’s stopped now-hopefully he’s dead.

As I looked at this QWERTY keyboard

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As I looked at this QWERTY keyboard
I thought to myself Oh Dear Lord!

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As I looked at this QWERTY keyboard
I thought to myself Oh Dear Lord!
It could do with a clean

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As I looked at this QWERTY keyboard
I thought to myself Oh Dear Lord!
It could do with a clean
The filth is obscene

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As I looked at this QWERTY keyboard
I thought to myself Oh Dear Lord!
It could do with a clean
The filth is obscene
I’ll stick it away - leave it stored.

Frosty nights forecast this week

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Frosty nights forecast this week
And the weekend is looking a bit bleak

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Frosty nights forecast this week
And the weekend is looking a bit bleak
With the heating back on

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Frosty nights forecast this week
And the weekend is looking a bit bleak
With the heating back on
Seems our summer has gone

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Frosty nights forecast this week
And the weekend is looking a bit bleak
With the heating back on
Seems our summer has gone
I hope it comes back next week.

Time to get tucked up in bed

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Time to get tucked up in bed
Now it’s time to wake up sleepy head

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Time to get tucked up in bed
Now it’s time to wake up sleepy head
To early by far

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Time to get tucked up in bed
Now it’s time to wake up sleepy head
To early by far
I can still see a star

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Time to get tucked up in bed
Now it’s time to wake up sleepy head
To early by far
I can still see a star
Up to early and I will see red

For breakfast I’m doing some toast

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For breakfast I’m doing some toast
Then pr’aps a trip to the coast

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For breakfast I’m doing some toast
Then pr’aps a trip to the coast
Nice fish and chips

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For breakfast I’m doing some toast
The pr’aps a trip to the coast
Nice fish and chips
And a look at some ships

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For breakfast I’m doing some toast
The pr’aps a trip to the coast
Nice fish and chips
And a look at some ships
Then stop on the return, for a roast.

The holiday season is near

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The holiday season is near
Time for some fun under the pier!