On a bright sunny day in spring
On a bright sunny day in spring
My knicker elastic went ping
On a bright sunny day in spring
My knicker elastic went ping
So down went my drawers
On a bright sunny day in spring
My knicker elastic went ping
So down went my drawers
To cries of cors !
On a bright sunny day in spring
My knicker elastic went ping
So down went my drawers
To cries of cors !
And all i could do was sing!
There was an old man called Frank
My lips are sealed. 
Oh, go on then
There was an old man called Frank
Who was a bit of a crank
There was an old man called Frank
Who was a bit of a crank
He talked to the flowers
There was an old man called Frank
Who was a bit of a crank
He talked to the flowers
For hours and hours
There was an old man called Frank
Who was a bit of a crank
He talked to the flowers
For hours and hours
And loved to go play a prank.
There was a young madam from Wales
There was a young madam from Wales
Who had busted a few sets of scales
There was a young madam from Wales
Who had busted a few sets of scales
She did like her pies
There was a young madam from Wales
Who had busted a few sets of scales
She did like her pies
They put stars in her eyes
There was a young madam from Wales
Who had busted a few sets of scales
She did like her pies
They put stars in her eyes
She was also quite keen on her males.
There was a young copper from Ealing
There was a young copper from Ealing
Whose looks were very appealing
Sorry Abs, EZ beat you by one minute. 
There was a young copper from Ealing
Who’s left leg had little feeling
There was a young copper from Ealing
Who’s left leg had little feeling
His girlfriend pinched it so hard