Limerick (Part 4)

Will we miss out on summer this year?

Will we miss out on summer this year
No lazing around drinking cold beer

Will we miss out on summer this year?
No lazing around drinking cold beer
No severe burns

Will we miss out on summer this year
No lazing around drinking cold beer
No severe burns
Or funny" turns"

Will we miss out on summer this year?
No lazing round drinking cold beer
No severe burns
Or funny “turns”
And no semi clad ladies to fear.

There was a young milkmaid from Hythe

There was a young milkmaid from Hythe
Who was quite handy with a scythe

There was a young milkmaid from Hythe
Who was quite handy with a scythe
Till that one fateful day

There was a young milkmaid from Hythe
Who was quite handy with a scythe
Till that one fateful day
Someone got in the way

There was a young milkmaid from Hythe
Who was quite handy with a scythe
Till that one fateful day
Someone got in the way
They really did wriggle and writhe!

I wish i was sat on the beach

I wish I was sat on the beach
Eating a big juicy peach

I wish I was sat on the beach
Eating a big juicy peach
I would feel like king

I wish I was sat on the beach
Eating a big juicy peach
I would feel like a King
All covered in bling

I wish I was sat on the beach
Eating a big juicy peach
I would feel like a King
All covered in bling
And write my subjects a speech

My Nan was a contended old soul

My nan was a contented old soul
Who said that long life was her goal

My Nan was a contented old soul
Who said that long life was her goal
She had whisky each day

My Nan was a contented old soul
Who said that long life was her goal
She whisky each day
And sure knew how to “play”

My Nan was a contented old soul
Who said that long life was her goal
She had whisky each day
And sure knew how to ‘play’
And kept her teeth in a bowl. :slight_smile: