I was collecting shells on the beach
I was collecting shells on the beach
When I saw one I just couldn’t reach
I was collecting shells on the beach
When I saw one I just couldn’t reach
So I found a long stick
I was collecting shells on the beach
When I saw one I just couldn’t reach
So I found a long stick
And gave it a flick
I was collecting shells on the beach
When I saw one I just couldn’t reach
So I found a long stick
And gave it a flick
Then saw it was only a peach.
There’s a lot of moss on my roof
There’s a lot of moss on my roof
Which makes it seem rather aloof
There’s a lot of moss on my roof
Which makes it seem rather aloof
So get out the jet-wash
There’s a lot of moss on my roof
Which makes it seem rather aloof
So get out the jet-wash
And give it a real slosh
There’s a lot of moss on my roof
Which makes it seeem rather aloof
So get out the jet-wash
And give it a real slosh
And it will vanish in a poof
Clancy Carmichael was fond of a flutter
Clancy Carmichael was fond of a flutter
So much so we called him a nutter
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Clancy Carmichael was fond of a flutter
So much so we called him a nutter
When he backed a number
Clancy Carmichael was fond of a flutter
So much so we called him a nutter
When he backed a number
Then fell in to a slumber
Clancy Carmichael was fond of a flutter
So much so we called him a nutter
When he backed a number
Then fell into a slumber
He could often be found in the gutter.
A man took his lunch in Hyde Park
A man took his lunch in Hyde Park
Just the once of course, for a lark
A man took his lunch in Hyde Park
Just the once of course, for a lark
He pulled down his pants
A man took his lunch in Hyde Park
Just the once of course, for a lark
He pulled down his pants
And took a big chance
A man took his lunch in Hyde Park
Just once of course, for a lark
He pulled down his pants
And took a big chance
Then freaked when he heard a dog bark.