Limerick (Part 4)

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I’ve been feeling chilly all day
Put a jumper on I say
Me thermals are back
But they’ve stretched, a bit slack
In a most embarrassing way. :lol:

Fred felt he was onto a winner

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Fred felt he was onto a winner
As his body was getting thinner

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Fred felt he was onto a winner
As his body was getting thinner
But he vowed to eat more

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Fred felt he was onto a winner
As his body was getting thinner
But he vowed to eat more
Though it could be a chore

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Fred felt he was onto a winner
As his body was getting thinner
But he vowed to eat more
Though it could be a chore
So the same day he doubled his dinner.

Eventually Fred got so fat

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Eventually Fred got so fat
He groaned whenever he sat

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Eventually Fred got so fat
He groaned whenever he sat
His clothes go so tight

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Eventually Fred got so fat
He groaned whenever he sat
His clothes go so tight
It gave him a fright

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Eventually Fred got so fat
He groaned whenever he sat
His clothes go so tight
It gave him a fright
And he looked like a big bloated rat.

So Fred knew he needed to slim

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So Fred knew he needed to slim
So he went and enrolled at a gym

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So Fred Knew he needed to slim
So he went and enrolled at a gym
He heaved and he pressed

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So Fred Knew he needed to slim
So he went and enrolled at a gym
He heaved and he pressed
And became so obsessed

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So Fred knew he needed to slim
So he went and enrolled at a gym
He heaved and he pressed
And became so obsessed
That one he became super trim.

With his super new body Fred soon

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With his super new body Fred soon
Met ladies who went into a swoon

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With his super new body Fred soon
Met ladies who went into a swoon
When he through out his chest

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With his super new body Fred soon
Met ladies who went into a swoon
When he through out his chest
He soon split his vest

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With his super new body Fred soon
Met ladies who went into a swoon
When he threw out his chest
He soon split his vest
By the light of the silvery moon.

Tonight I think I might dream

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Tonight I think I might dream
That my torso was covered in cream

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Tonight I think I might dream
That my torso was covered in cream
A real messy thought

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Tonight I think I might dream
That my torso was covered in cream
A real messy thought
But the cream I still bought