Limerick (Part 4)

When I booked a coach trip to Kent
People asked why l can’t finish a limerick properly

When I booked a coach trip to Kent
I’m not sure which way we went

When I booked a coach trip to Kent
I’m not sure which way we went
But we got lost three times

When I booked a coach trip to Kent
I’m not sure which way we went
But we got lost three times
And missed our mealtimes

When I booked a coach trip to Kent
I’m not sure which way we went
But we got lost three times
And missed our mealtimes
Then we found out the driver was “bent”

It needs so much courage to walk

It needs so much courage to walk
For a scared person that’s does nowt but talk.

It needs so much courage to walk
For a scared person that does nowt but talk
But you can’t beat a chat

It needs so much courage to walk
For a scared person that does nowt but talk
But you can’t beat a chat
Even if on your arse you’re sat!

It needs so much courage to walk
For a scared person that does nowt but talk
But you can’t beat a chat
Even if on your arse you’re sat!
As long you don’t sit on a fork!!

There was a young man from Darjeeling

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose legs lost all their feeling

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose legs lost all their feeling
Till one Saturday night

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose legs lost all their feeling
Till one Saturday night
Whilst flying his kite

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose legs lost all their feeling
Till one Saturday night
Whilst flying his kite
He got blown over to Ealing

He ended up stuck on a pylon

He ended up stuck on a pylon
But could always be found with a smile on

He ended up stuck on a pylon
But could always be found with a smile on
Because with each power surge

He ended up stuck on a pylon
But could always be found with a smile on
Because with each power surge
Caused his bowels to purge :shock:

He ended up stuck on a pylon
But could always be found with a smile on
Because with each power surge
Caused his bowels to purge
And he grit his teeth to hang on.

I’ve been feeling chilly all day

I’ve been feeling chilly all day
Put a jumper on I say

I’ve been feeling chilly all day
Put a jumper on I say
Me thermals are back

I’ve been feeling chilly all day
Put a jumper on I say
Me thermals are back
But they’ve stretched, a bit slack