Limerick (Part 4)

RightNow · 10 April 2019 23:01

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Mups · 10 April 2019 23:15

Never had anyone seen this before
Her manners and the clothes she wore
And before very long
She popped her thong
Took off, and was seen no more.

I would so love a day by the sea

Judd · 10 April 2019 23:32

I would so love a day by the sea
Well what is stopping thee?

EZ_Rider · 11 April 2019 06:48

I would so love a day by the sea
Well what is stopping thee?
It’s so bloomin’ cold

RightNow · 11 April 2019 13:47

I would so love a day by the sea
Well what is stopping thee?
It’s so bloomin’ cold
Nipples jump for all to behold

EZ_Rider · 11 April 2019 15:22

I would so love a day by the sea
Well what is stopping thee?
It’s so bloomin’ cold
Nipples jump for all to behold
What you need is a hot cuppa tea!

EZ_Rider · 11 April 2019 15:23

It’s soon to be Easter again

BritGuyUSA · 11 April 2019 15:26

It’s soon to be Easter again,
From munching on eggs l must refrain.

EZ_Rider · 11 April 2019 19:16

It’s soon to be Easter again
From munching on eggs I must refrain
But it’s really not easy

Mups · 11 April 2019 22:56

It’s soon to be Easter again
From munching on eggs I must refrain
But it’s really not easy
And they might make you queasy

RightNow · 11 April 2019 23:03

It’s soon to be Easter again
From munching on eggs I must refrain
But it’s really not easy
And they might make you queasy
So my craving I will contain

Fuzzy down chicks we love to pet

EZ_Rider · 12 April 2019 06:40

Fuzzy down chicks we love to pet
Turn into chickens, then they get ate

Mups · 12 April 2019 14:57

Fuzzy down chicks we love to pet
Turn into chickens, then they get ate
But they’re fun birds to keep

BritGuyUSA · 12 April 2019 15:17

Fuzzy down chicks we love to pet
Turn into chickens, then they get ate
But they’re fun birds to keep
Even if they do make a big sh*t heap!

BritGuyUSA · 12 April 2019 15:18

There was a man from Bengal,

Mups · 12 April 2019 15:35

You missed the last line off BG.
It’s a 5 line limerick.

Mups · 12 April 2019 15:38

Fuzzy down chicks we love to pet
Turn into chickens, then they get ate
But they’re fun birds to keep
Even if they do make a big sh*t heap!
No foxes have got 'em yet.

There was a man from Bengal
And Ramesh was his best pal

Pug · 12 April 2019 19:34

There was a man from Bengal
And Ramesh was his best pal
They played Kiss-Chase in Delhi

BritGuyUSA · 12 April 2019 19:37

There was a man from Bengal
And Ramesh was his best pal
They played Kiss-Chase in Delhi
& even though the city is rather smelly.

Mups · 12 April 2019 22:32

There was a man from Bengal
And Ramesh was his best pal
They played Kiss-Chase in Delhi
& even though the city is rather smelly
Then he ran off with a girl called Sal.

When I booked a coach trip to Kent