Milly said " You’re joking my friend!
I need a man not a gender mid-bend"
Milly said " You’re joking my friend!
I need a man not a gender mid bend"
Bertie started to weep
Milly said " You’re joking my friend!
I need a man not a gender mid bend"
Bertie started to weep
And his pacemaker bleeped
Aye, but she’d gone off him and met someone on Tinder called Billy but he disappeared also. :-p
Milly said " You’re joking my friend!
I need a man not a gender mid bend"
Bertie started to weep
And his pacemaker bleeped
Then he suddenly died. The end.
Milly went looking for Billy instead.
Milly went looking for Billy instead
The lustful wench would get him to bed
Milly went looking for Billy instead
The lustful wench would get him to bed
By hook or by crook
My lips are sealed. 
Milly went looking for Billy instead
The lustful wench would get him to bed
By hook or by crook
She make sure his earth shook
Milly went looking for Billy instead
The lustful wench would get him to bed
By hook or by crook
She make sure his earth shook
As he tipped over the cliff, in a shed.
From my window here I can see
From my window here I can see
A couple paddling in the sea
From my window here I can see
A couple paddling in the sea
A big wave swept them away
From my window here I can see
A couple paddling in the sea
A big wave swept them away
But they were found again last May
From my window here I can see
A couple paddling in the sea
A big wave swept them away
But they were found again last May
That’ll teach 'em to pee in the sea!
There’s a real pea souper outside
There’s a real pea souper outside
I might dip my bread in, curbside
There’s a real pea souper outside
I might dip my bread in, curbside
Cos I need the sunshine
There’s a real pea souper outside
I might dip my bread in, curbside
But I need the sunshine
And want each day to be fine