There’s a real pea souper outside
I might dip my bread in. curbside
But I need the sunshine
And each day to be fine
What we want is our God on our side.
A Deer peered in my window today
A Deer peered in my window today
So I listened to what he had to say
A Deer peered in my window today
So I listened to what he had to say
He said " Got any hay?"
A Deer peered in my window today
So I listened to what he had to say
He said " Got any hay?"
If you have, can I stay?
A Deer peered in my window today
So I listened to what he had to say
He said " Got any hay?"
If you have, can I stay?
I said no, be on your way
The deer went off in a sulk
The deer went off in a sulk
But behind the barn he did skulk
The deer went off in a sulk
But behind the barn he did skulk
Then along came a Doe
The deer went off in a sulk
But behind the barn he did skulk
Then along came a Doe
With her face all a glow
The deer went off in a sulk
But behind the barn he did skulk
Then along came a Doe
With her face all a glow
As she admired him and all his bulk.
My friend has just rescued 12 hens
That were cooped up in filthy pens
My friend has just rescued 12 hens
Who were running wild on the Fens!
My friend has just rescued 12 hens
Who were running wild on the Fens!
Hen 1 went to roast
My friend has just rescued 12 hens
Who were running wild on the Fens!
Hen 1 went to roast
Some laid eggs for my toast
Gone a bit wrong there, Cherie? 
“My friend has just rescued 12 hens
That were cooped up in filthy pens”
Oh well, not to worry.
My friend has just rescued 12 hens
Who were running wild on the Fens!
Hen 1 went to roast
Some laid eggs for my toast
Must like their new big pens.
When Sidney asked Mabel to dance
When Sidney asked Mabel to dance
She said sod off you’ve no chance
When Sidney asked Mabel to dance
She said Sod off you’ve no chance
Sid left broken hearted
When Sidney asked Mabel to dance
She said Sod off you’ve no chance
Sid left broken hearted
From the dancehall he departed
When Sidney asked Mabel to dance
She said Sod off you’ve no chance
Sid left broken hearted
From the dancehall he departed
To search for a lover in France.
Sid wasn’t in Paris for long
Sid wasn’t in Paris for long
He walked and whistled a song