Limerick (Part 4)

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Bertie was now Billy No Mates
So he turned to the internet for dates
But nothing transpired
So a professional he hired

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Bertie was now Billy No Mates
So he turned to the internet for dates
But nothing transpired
So a professional he hired
And also bought some L-Plates.

Then he hired a stall at the fair

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Then he hired a stall at the fair
Nobody came, did anyone care?

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Then he hired a stall at the fair
Nobody came, did anyone care?
Sadly he made his way home

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Then he hired a stall at the fair
Nobody came, did anyone care?
Sadly he made his way home

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Then he hired a stall at the fair
Nobody came, did anyone care?
Sadly he made his way home
Vowing never again to roam

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Then he hired a stall at the fair
Nobody came, did anyone care?
Sadly he made his way home
Vowing never again to roam
And then fell asleep in his chair.

Next morn a van pulled up outside

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Next morn a van pulled up outside
And put all his belongings inside

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Next morn a van pulled up outside
And put all his belongings inside
Bertie thought ‘‘Oh,Hooray’’

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Next morn a van pulled up outside
And put all his belongings inside
Bertie thought “Oh, Hooray”
" A great start to my day!"

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Next morn a van pulled up outside
And put all his belongings inside
Bertie thought “Oh, Hooray”
" A great start to my day!"
I am going to live in Hyde.

But Milly regretted her haste

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But Milly regretted her haste
But Billy could not be traced

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But Milly regretted her haste
But Billy could not be traced
So she placed a small ad

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Now do concentrate Judsy. It’s Bertie not Billy. :smiley:

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But Milly regretted her haste
But Bertie could not be traced
So she placed a small ad
Inviting him to her pad

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But Milly regretted her haste
But Bertie could not be traced
So she placed a small ad
Inviting him to her pad
Which read, Not a moment to waste.

Bertie showed up the next day

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Bertie showed up the next day
Quite prepared to take her away

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Bertie showed up the next day
Quite prepared to take her away
He wore his best suit

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Bertie showed up the next day
Quite prepared to take her away
He wore his best suit
And looked kinda cute

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Bertie showed up the next day
Quite prepared to take her away
He wore his best suit
And looked kinda cute
The one concern was, he was gay!

Milly said " You’re joking my friend!"