Limerick (Part 4)

And so another day’s done
Glad I’m home-that wasn’t much fun

And so another day’s done
Glad I’m home-that wasn’t much fun
Where hast tha bin?

And so another day’s done
Glad I’m home-that wasn’t much fun
Where hast tha bin?
Suppin’ at the Inn?

And so another days’s done
Glad i’m home that wasn’t much fun
Where hast tha bin?
Suppin’ at the Inn?
In? or outside in the sun?

Hailstones are returning once more

Hailstones are returning once more
but not here-my head’s not sore.

Hailstones are returning once more
But not here, my head’s not sore
The sun is out now

Hailstones are returning once more
But not here, my head’s not sore
The sun is out now
And farmers will plough

Hailstones are returning once more
But not here, my head’s not sore
The sun is out now
And farmers will plough
Good Old Horses! oops-[not used no more]

Horsedung is good for the crop!

Horsedung is good for the crop!
As long as it’s not just that slop

Horsedung is good for the crop!
As long as it’s not just that slop
But it pongs to high heaven

Horsedung is good for the crop
As long as it’s not just the slop
But it pongs to high heaven
Especially in Devon

Horsedung is good for the crop
As long as it’s not just the slop
But it pongs to high heaven
Especially in Devon
I bet Truro wish they would stop.

When Bertie proposed to his Milly

When Bertie proposed to his Milly
Her response made him feel rather silly

When Bertie proposed to his Milly
Her response made him feel rather silly
She said " Not on your life!"

When Bertie proposed to his Milly
Her response made him feel rather silly
She said " Not on your life!"
I’m not a housewife

When Bertie proposed to his Milly
Her response made him feel rather silly
She said " Not on your life!"
I’m not a housewife
So he was left all alone on his Billy

Bertie was now Billy No Mates

Bertie was now Billy No Mates
So he turned to the internet for dates

Bertie was now Billy No Mates
So he turned to the internet for dates
But nothing transpired