Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Being too soft is not a good trait
especially if you’re backing-up your mate
Be yourself - it’s good for you
But to myself I’m always true

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Being too soft is not a good trait
especially if you’re backing-up your mate
Be yourself - it’s good for you
But to myself I’m always true
it’s only ‘them uvvers’ I hate.

It’s soon to be Easter Egg time!

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It’s soon to be Easter Egg time!
But don’t waste money on mine

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It’s soon to be Easter Egg time!
But don’t waste money on mine
Well that’s saved a few bob

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It’s soon to be Easter Egg time!
But don’t waste money on mine
Well that’s saved a few bob
You are so mean, I shall sob

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It’s soon to be Easter Egg time!
But don’t waste money on mine
Well that’s saved a few bob
You are so mean, I shall sob
Well at least this poem does rhyme

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Clocks went forward last night

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Clocks went forward last night
And did you remember alright?

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Clocks went forward last night
And did you remember alright?
I did, did you?

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Clocks went forward last night
And did you remember alright?
I did, did you?
Yes, while making a brew

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Clocks went forward last night
And did you remember alright?
I did, did you?
Yes, while making a brew
Where’s mine or are you too tight?

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Warm during the day but then drops cold

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Warm during the day but then drops cold
We feel it more as we get old

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Warm during the day but then drops cold
We feel it more as we get old
But we mustn’t be glum

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Warm during the day but then drops cold
We feel it more as we get old
But we mustn’t be glum
Soon sunshine will come

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Warm during the day but then drops cold
We feel it more as we get old
But we mustn’t be glum
Soon sunshine will come
And be worth it’s weight in gold.

The Yorkshire Vet on the telly

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The Yorkshire Vet on the telly
Will I watch it? Not on your Nelly

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The Yorkshire Vet on the telly
Will I watch it? Not on your Nelly
But you might learn a lot

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The Yorkshire Vet on the telly
Will I watch it? Not on your Nelly
But you might learn a lot
About swine flu and foot rot

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The Yorkshire Vet’s on the telly
Will I watch it? Not on your Nelly
But you might learn a lot
About swine flu and foot rot
And when to tickle a pig’s belly. :slight_smile:

And so another day’s done