Today is overcast and grey
Not here though it’s sunny and gay
So a Gay day you’ve had
Danced in your tartan plaid
Och aye, it’s just the Scottish Way!
All our clocks go forward next week
All our clocks go forward next week
Once step forward so to speak
All our clocks go forward next week
One step forward so to speak
With so many clocks
All our clocks go forward next week
Once step forward so to speak
With so many clocks
I wind them in blocks
All our clocks go forward next week
One step forward so to speak
With so many clocks
I wind them in blocks
The thought of it makes me go weak.
Who would have thought that this year
Who would have thought that this year
Would antagonize us with the fear
Who would have thought that this year
Would antagonize us with the fear
That the world would go bang
Who would have thought that this year
Would antagonize us with the fear
That the world would go bang
And that Brexit would hang
Who would have thought that this year
Would antagonize us with the fear
That the world would go bang
And that Brexit would hang
our USELESS govt by it’s ear.
It’s time for a nice new laptop
It’s time for a new laptop
Go search for the best of the crop
It’s time for a new laptop
Go search for the best of the crop
Lenovo, Dell or HP?
It’s time for a new laptop
Go search for the best of the crop
Lenovo, Dell or HP?
It’s all down to prices you see
It’s time for a new laptop
Go search for the best of the crop
Lenovo, Dell or HP?
It’s all down to prices you see
The choice is made when the prices drop.
While putting on socks he stubbed his toe
While putting on socks he stubbed his toe
Through gritted teeth he yelled “Oh S… no!”
While putting on socks he stubbed his toe
Through gritted teeth he yelled “Oh S… no!”
As he hopped round his bed
While putting on socks he stubbed his toe
Through gritted teeth he yelled “Oh S… no!”
As he hopped round his bed
His toe turned bright red
While putting on socks he stubbed his toe
Through gritted teeth he yelled “Oh S… no!”
As he hopped round his bed
His toe turned bright red
His wife heard swearing, more pain then did follow!
Being too soft is not a good trait
Being too soft is not a good trait
especially if you’re backing-up your mate
Being too soft is not a good trait
especially if you’re backing-up your mate
Be yourself - it’s good for you