Today I went out to dine
Good food and good wine?
And good company too
Today I went out to dine
Good food and good wine?
And good company too
I’m really happy for you
Today I went out to dine
Good food and good wine?
And good company too
I’m really happy for you
And the bill wasn’t even mine! 
It’s been a beautiful sunshiny day
It’s been a beautiful sunshiny day
So at home I wanted to stay;
It’s been a beautiful sunshiny day
So at home I wanted to stay
I’ve cut most of my grass
It’s been a beautiful sunshiny day
So at home I wanted to stay
I’ve cut most of my grass
Though slipped on my a***
It’s been a beautiful sunshiny day
So at home I decided to stay
I’ve cut most of my grass
Though I slipped on my a***
Not touching it now until May.
Mornin’ Mups XX
I have many new plants to put in
I have many new plants to put in
Else they’ll only end up in the bin
I have many new plants to put in
Else they’ll only end up in the bin
Best place for 'em
I have many new plants to put in
Else they’ll only end up in the bin
Best place for 'em
Just another Judd gem
I have many new plants to put in
Else they’ll only end up in the bin
Best place for 'em
Just another Judd gem
To lose them would be a sin.
When new people moved in next door
When new people moved in next door
My face nearly hit the floor
When new people moved in next door
My face nearly hit the floor
For 'twas an old ex of mine
When new people moved in next door
My face nearly hit the floor
For 'twas an old ex of mine
Let’s say our legs were often entwined
When new people moved in next door
My face nearly hit the floor
For 'twas an old ex of mine
Let’s say our legs were often entwined
Oh really? Please tell us more
Today is overcast and grey
Today is overcast and grey
Not here though it’s sunny and gay
Today is overcast and grey
Not here though it’s sunny and gay
So a Gay day you’ve had
Today is overcast and grey
Not here though it’s sunny and gay
So a Gay day you’ve had
Danced in your tartan plaid