Pork steaks and taties for me
I’d like you to save some for me
Too late, it’s all been scoffed
Typical! It happens so oft
I might think of you when I’m having my Chinee
Chinese roast pork tonight methinks
Chinese roast pork tonight me thinks
Send me a menu to choose from by links
Chinese roast pork tonight me thinks
Send me a menu to choose from by links
Ohh,roast pork with noodles!
Chinese roast pork tonight me thinks
Send me a menu to choose from by links
Ohh,roast pork with noodles!
I could simply eat oodles!
Chinese roast pork tonight me thinks
Send me a menu to choose from by links
Ooh, roast pork with noodles
I could simply eat oodles!
The problem is, cooking it stinks!
Why is it I can always eat more?
Why is it I can always eat more?
'Cos the hunger inside’s hard to ignore!
Why is it I can always eat more?
'Cos the hunger inside’s hard to ignore
Have you got worms?
Why is it I can always eat more?
'Cos the hunger inside’s hard to ignore
Have you got worms?
No, but some sort of germs
Why is it I can always eat more?
'Cos the hunger inside’s hard to ignore
Have you got worms?
No, but some sort of germs
But won’t tell you what - it’s a bore.
It’ll be April Food Day soon
It’ll be April Food Day soon
All the Easter Eggs arrive in a balloon
It’ll be April Fool Day soon
All the Easter Eggs arrive in a balloon
But don’t eat too many
It’ll be April Fool Day soon
All the Easter Eggs arrive in a balloon
But don’t eat too many
Doubt I’ll even have any
It’ll be April Fool Day soon
All the Easter Eggs arrive in a balloon
But don’t eat too many
Doubt I’ll even have any
I’ll just rock to a Status Quo tune.
I’m partial to a bit of Glam Rock
I’m partial to a bit of Glam Rock
When sat with a glass of Hock
I’m partial to a bit of Glam Rock
When sat with a glass of Hock
Plus my face makeup on
I’m partial to a bit of Glam Rock
When sat with a glass of Hock
Plus my face makeup on
Then slashed leather I don
I’m partial to a bit of Glam Rock
When sat with a glass of Hock
Plus my face makeup on
Then slashed leather I don
Instead of my usual old frock.
Today I went out to dine
Today I went out to dine
Good food and good wine?