Limerick (Part 4)

A lovely day spent in my shed
IMy wife was cross, so I fled
I opened a can of beer

A lovely day spent in my shed
My wife was cross, so I fled
I opened a can of beer
And hoped she wouldn’t come near

A lovely day spent in my shed
My wife was cross, so I fled
I opened a can of beer
And hoped she wouldn’t come near
But she thumped my nose and I bled.

When I was a lad about ten

When I was a lad about ten
I had an old pet hen

When I was a lad about ten
I had an old pet hen
She used to lay brown eggs

When I was a lad about ten
I had an old pet hen
She used to lay brown eggs
Straddle them with her chicken legs

When I was a lad about ten
I had an old pet hen
She used to lay brown eggs
Straddle them with her chicken legs
-then I’d sneak in and steal’em again.

I once made a den, up a tree.

I once made a den up tree
A tree house for you and for me

I once made a den up tree
A tree house for you and for me
Well stocked with fags
And girlie mags

I once made a den up a tree
A tree house for you and for me
Well stocked with fags
And girlie mags
The fags are for you, mags for me.

It’s Wednesday, I’m doing a roast

It’s Wednesday, I’m doing a roast
The dinner I tend to love most

It’s Wednesday, I’m doing a roast
The dinner I tend to love most
You’re welcome to join me

It’s Wednesday, I’m doing a roast
The dinner I tend to love most
You’re welcome to join me
I’ll be there about three

It’s Wednesday, I’m doing a roast
The dinner I tend to love most
You’re welcome to join me
I’ll be there about three
Unless you get lost in the post

Pork steaks and taties for me

Pork steaks and taties for me
I’d like you to save some for me

Pork steaks and taties for me
I’d like you to save some for me
Too late, it’s all been scoffed

Pork steaks and taties for me
I’d like you to save some for me
Too late, it’s all been scoffed
Typical! It happens so oft