Limerick (Part 4)

As I sat on the end of the pier

As I sat on the end of the pier
I fancied an ice cold beer

As I sat on the end of the pier
Sweet song on the breeze I could hear

As I sat on the end of the pier
I fancied an ice cold beer
An ice cream man came by

(sorry Rhian, EZ beat you to it).:slight_smile:

As I sat on the end of the pier
I fancied an ice cold beer
An ice cream man came by
And he caught my eye

As I sat on the end of the pier
I fancied an ice cold beer
An ice cream man came by
And he caught my eye
But he had a bit of a lear!

But I bought a nice cornet with flake

But I bought a nice cornet with flake
Then developed a sore belly ache

But I bought a nice cornet with flake
Then developed a sore belly ache
As I stood up to go

But I bought a nice cornet with flake
Then developed a sore belly ache
As I stood up to go
Movement started the flow

But I bought a nice cornet with flake
Then developed a sore belly ache
As I stood up to go
Movement started the flow
Get to the toilet for heaven’s sake!

While rushing round looking for a loo

While rushing round looking for a loo
A man whom I used to woo

While rushing around looking for a loo
A man whom I used to woo
Said " Hold it all in!"

While rushing around looking for a loo
A man whom I used to woo
Said " Hold it all in!"
Then started to grin

While rushing around looking for a loo
A man whom I used to woo
Said " Hold it all in!"
Then started to grin
When he felt a warm glow in his shoe

Sometimes it just has to be done

Sometimes it just has to be done
Even the days when it’s no fun

Sometimes it just has to be done
Even the days when it’s no fun
Doing the housework and washing up

Sometimes it just has to be done
Even the days when it’s no fun
Doing the housework and washing up
Men’s work for sure, so I’ll pour me a cup

Sometimes it just has to be done
Even the days when it’s no fun
Doing the housework and washing up
Men’s work for sure, so i’ll pour me a cup
And get myself out in the sun.

A lovely day spent in my shed

A lovely day spent in my shed
My wife was cross, so I fled