Although at times I feel the fool
Inside’ I’m tremendously cool
I can pose with the best
Although at times I feel the fool
Inside’ I’m tremendously cool
I can pose with the best
In my new string vest
Although at times I feel the fool
Inside’ I’m tremendously cool
I can pose with the best
In my new string vest
In that I bet you look like a tool
Bad storms and floods up here today
Bad storms and floods up here today
Even makes the men sashay:shock:
Bad storms and floods up here today
Even makes the men sashay
Did you need your wellies
To go to the Deli’s
Bad storms and floods up here today
Even makes the men sashay
Did you need your wellies
To go to the Deli’s
Or jump in the puddles and play.
Tonight whilst deep in thought
Tonight whilst deep in thought
I was suddenly taken short
Tonight whilst deep in thought
I was suddenly taken short
As I ran to the loo
Tonight whilst deep in thought
I was suddenly taken short
As I ran to the loo
To go for a poo
Tonight whilst deep in thought
I was suddenly taken short
As I ran to the loo
To go for a poo
I was feeling extremely fraught.
When Elsie walked into town
When Elsie walked into town
She noticed a gentleman’s frown
When Elsie walked into town
She noticed a gentleman’s frown.
he was withdrawing cash
When Elsie walked into town
She noticed a gentleman’s frown.
he was withdrawing cash
From his very large stash
When Elsie walked into town
She noticed a gentleman’s frown
He was withdrawing cash
From his very large stash
Elsie tackled and brought him down.
Next day Elsie saw him again
Next day Elsie saw him again
Total ignorance she decided to feign
Next day Elsie saw him again
Total ignorance she decided to feign
The gent recognised her
Next day Elsie saw him again
Total ignorance she decided to feign
The gent recognised her
And a fight did occur
Next day Elsie saw him again
Total ignorance she decided to feign
The gent recognised her
And a fight did occur
Must say the gent felt more pain
She dusted skinned knees, then up she got