Limerick (Part 4)

The Buzzard swooped on the hen
So what happened next then?
The hen squawked and ran
Then along came Ann
who said ''Oh,not YOU two again!"

It’s pleasant today out at sea

It’s pleasant today out at sea
For those of you in the Navy.

It’s pleasant today out at sea
For those of you in the Navy.
It’s calm and serene

It’s pleasant today out at sea
For those of you in the Navy
It’s calm and serene
If you know what I mean

It’s pleasant today out at sea
For those of you in the Navy
It’s calm and serene
If you know what I mean
and no-one here to annoy me.

Ok,I admit-I like prunes

Ok, I admit-I like prunes
And I like those froat sweets called Tunes

Ok, I admit-I like prunes
And I like those froat sweets called Tunes
and Werthers ain’t bad

OK.I admit-I like prunes
And I like those froat sweets called Tunes
and Werthers ain’t bad
According to my dad

OK.I admit-I like prunes
And I like those froat sweets called Tunes
and Werthers ain’t bad
According to my dad
He likes 'em in the afternoons.

Yet another storm on it’s way

Yet another storm on it’s way
It begins with a G so they say
Is G followed by Spot?
I rather think not
Keep that for another day!

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme

Is that the next starter EZ? :confused:
Oh well, let’s give it a try . .

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
And it didn’t take me much time

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
And it didn’t take me much time
I’m a whizz with the prose

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
And it didn’t take me much time
I’m a whizz with the prose
But God only knows

Oh dear, I did the whole rhyme
And it didn’t take me much time
I’m a whizz with the prose
But God only knows
You could do with a Gin & Lime.

The mouse fell in love with a Shrew

The Mouse fell in love with a Shrew
And fancied the Vole a bit too

The Mouse fell in love with a Shrew
And fancied the Vole a bit too
He’s a real love rat

The Mouse fell in love with a Shrew
And fancied the Vole a bit too
He’s a real love rat
But he liked it like that

The Mouse fell in love with a Shrew
And fancied the Vole a bit too
He’s a real love rat
But he liked it like that
So the romance he continued through

Although at times I feel the fool

Although at times I feel the fool
inside,I’m tremendously cool.