Limerick (Part 4)

Is it so wrong for us to dream?
Not if it’s about Strawberries and Cream
What else could it be?
With a wink, said he

Is it so wrong for us to dream?
Not if it’s about Strawberries and Cream
What else could it be?
With a wink, said he
“Whatever do you think I mean?”

Now and then I think I might

Now and then I think I might
Give up the game without a fight

Now and then I think I might
Give up the game without a fight
Should I have my towel ready?

Now and then I think I might
Give up the game without a fight
Should I have my towel ready?
I’ve got one of those already

Now and then I think I might
Give up the game without a fight
Should I have my towel ready?
I’ve got one of those already
Well used and a terrible sight.

The winds they are blowing a gale

The winds they are blowing a gale
I’m frightened some small plants will fail

The winds they are blowing a gale
I’m frightened some small plants will fail
It’s bending the trees

The winds they are blowing a gale
I’m frightened some small plants will fail
It’s bending the trees
And knocking my knees

The winds they are blowing a gale
I’m frightened some small plants will fail
It’s bending the trees
And knocking my knees
Hope it don’t turn into hail

The dog needs to go for a run

The dog needs to go for a run
And in this rain, it won’t be much fun

The dog needs to go for a run
And in this rain, it won’t be much fun
A short walk will do

The dog needs to go for a run
And in this rain, it won’t be much fun
A short walk will do
Find a place so he can poo

The dog needs to go for a run
And in this rain, it won’t be much fun
A short walk will do
Find a place so he can poo
Then Lift up a leg and he’s done

A cat and a mouse had a fight

A cat and a mouse had a fight
The mouse ran off into the night.

A cat and a mouse had a fight
The mouse ran off into the night
But the cat he gave chase

A cat and a mouse had a fight
The mouse ran off into the night
But the cat he gave chase
T’was a very short race

A cat and a mouse had a fight
The mouse ran off into the night
But the cat he gave chase
T’was a very short race
Then they both disappeared from sight.

The Buzzard swooped on the hen

The Buzzard swooped on the hen
So what happened next then?

The Buzzard swooped on the hen
So what happened next then?
The hen squawked and ran
Then along came Ann