Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
8661

For the umpteenth time in one week
Teflon Tony has stuck in his beak
But he never says much
Except double Dutch
Let’s give his rollocks a tweak

8662

Is our government paid far too much?

8663

Is our government paid far too much?
They’re about as much use as Lord such.

8664

Is our government paid far too much?
They’re about as much use as Lord such.
Absolute tossers one and all

8665

Is our government paid far too much?
They’re about as much use as Lord such.
Absolute tossers one and all
Next election they’ll fall

8666

Is our government paid far too much?
They’re about as much use as Lord such.
Absolute tossers one and all
Next election they’ll fall
They cause us over the top disgust.

Ranting is my newest pastime

8667

Ranting is my newest pastime
Good idea - I’ll too, make it mine

8668

Ranting is my newest pastime
Good idea - I’ll too, make it mine
You should both be good at that

8669

Ranting is my newest pastime
Good idea - I’ll too, make it mine
You should both be good at that
Take that young Judd - splat :lol:

8670

Ranting is my newest pastime
Good idea - I’ll too, make it mine
You should both be good at that
Take that young Judd - splat
Well done, Mups, now I’ll recline:lol:

Setting clocks ahead again

8671

Setting clocks ahead again
Never does much for my ageing brain

8672

Setting clocks ahead again
Never does much for my ageing brain
Clearer nights soon to come

8673

Setting clocks ahead again
Never does much for my ageing brain
Clearer nights soon to come
With warmer days and much more sun

8674

Setting clocks ahead again
Never does much for my ageing brain
Clearer nights soon to come
With warmer days and much more sun
And not so much of this rain.

I’d love a Chinese for me tea

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I’d love a Chinese for me tea
Served by a waiter called Ah So Lee

8676

I’d love a Chinese for me tea
Served by a waiter called Ah So Lee
Or a waitress called See Lo Ahs

8677

I’d love a Chinese for me tea
Served by a waiter called Ah So Lee
Or a waitress called See Lo Ahs
Served in the garden under the stars

8678

I’d love a Chinese for me tea
Served by a waiter called Ah So Lee
Or a waitress called See Lo Ahs
Served in the garden under the stars
And adding a line to my memoirs.

Is it so wrong for us to dream

8679

Is it so wrong for us to dream?
Not if it’s about Strawberries and Cream

8680

Is it so wrong for us to dream?
Not if it’s about Strawberries and Cream
What else could it be?