Limerick (Part 4)

Could just re-jig it.

End of March is Mother’s Day

End of March is Mother’s Day
…or,to put it another way…

End of March is Mother’s Day
…or,to put it another way…
Mum’s being taken out to dine
How I wish I’d still got mine

End of March is Mother’s Day
…or,to put it another way…
Mum’s being taken out to dine
How I wish I’d still got mine
…as do we all Mups,I can safely say…

I’m informed it’s soon ‘Eat Chocolate’ time…

I’m informed it’s soon ‘Eat Chocolate’ time…
A happening that’s really sublime!

I’m informed it’s soon ‘Eat Chocolate’ time…
A happening that’s really sublime!
It’s when poor Cherie B puts on a full stone

I’m informed it’s soon ‘Eat Chocolate’ time…
A happening that’s really sublime!
It’s when poor Cherie B puts on a full stone
She never would! Pug, you atone!

I’m informed it’s soon ‘Eat Chocolate’ time…
A happening that’s really sublime!
It’s when poor Cherie B puts on a full stone
She never would! Pug, you atone!
It’s important to look in one’s prime.

The art mistress said to the Head

The art mistress said to the Head
“In your pencil you need more lead!”

The art mistress said to the Head
“In your pencil you need more lead!”
Now that made me think

The art mistress said to the Head
“In your pencil you need more lead!”
Now that made me think
She must be in her drink!

The art mistress said to the Head
“In your pencil you need more lead!”
Now that made me think
She must be in her drink!
Or back of the bicycle shed.

Sometimes you just have to go

Sometimes you just have to go
Can be a bit awkward, I know

Sometimes you just have to go
Can be a bit awkward, I know
But if it is cold

Sometimes you just have to go
Can be a bit awkward, I know
But if it is cold
And you’re getting a bit old

Sometimes you just have to go
Can be a bit awkward, I know
But if it is cold
And you’re getting a bit old
It can come as a bit of a blow.

For the umpteenth time in one week

For the umpteenth time in one week
Teflon Tony has stuck in his beak

For the umpteenth time in one week
Teflon Tony has stuck in his beak
But he never says much

For the umpteenth time in one week
Teflon Tony has stuck in his beak
But he never says much
Except double Dutch