Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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(sorry Cherie, R.N. beat you to it). :slight_smile:

I fancied an omelette for tea
Spag and salmon for me
A knock came at the door
I jumped, and then swore

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I fancied an omelette for tea
Spag and salmon for me
A knock came at the door
I jumped, and then swore
Told them to F off for free

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My salmon and linguine was quite nice

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My salmon and linguine was quite nice
But I’m b*ggered if I’d want it twice!

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My salmon and linguine was quite nice
But I’m b*ggered if I’d want it twice!
Though it is really tasty

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My salmon and linguine was quite nice
But I’m b*ggered if I’d want it twice!
Though it is really tasty
It is, Pug’s being hasty

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My salmon and linguine was quite nice
But I’m b*ggered if I’d want it twice!
Though it is really tasty
It is, Pug’s being hasty
So tomorrow I’ll have it with rice.

They say that there isn’t a god

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They say that there isn’t a god
But we weren’t born in a pod

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They say that there isn’t a god
But we weren’t born in a pod
I was born in a manger

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They say that there isn’t a god
But we weren’t born in a pod
I was born in a manger
Ha! Then so was the Lone Ranger

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They say that there isn’t a god
But we weren’t born in a pod
I was born in a manger
Ha! Then so was the Lone Ranger
That’s why you’re a silly old s*d. :lol:

I think I fancy some Fish Pie

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I think I fancy some Fish Pie
Vile things says I

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I think I fancy some Fish Pie
Vile things says I
With prawns and salmon

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I think I fancy some Fish Pie
Vile things says I
With prawns and salmon
I’d rather have gammon

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I think I fancy some Fish Pie
Vile things says I
With prawns and salmon
I’d rather have gammon
With pineapple on top, my oh my.

Did you ever have chicken in a basket?

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Did you ever have chicken in a basket?
Once, it was cold and I blew a gasket

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Did you ever have chicken in a basket?
Once, it was cold and I blew a gasket
The side dip was gelled

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Did you ever have chicken in a basket?
Once, it was cold and I blew a gasket
The side dip was gelled
And I was compelled

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Did you ever have chicken in a basket?
Once, itcwas cokd and I blew a gasket!
The side dip was gelled
And I was compelled
To pose a question for the chef and ask it!

It’s Mother’s Day at the end of March

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Tricky one to rhyme that is, Cherie, any chance of another one please?