Isn’t it nice how cherries and plums
Are put into pies by our mums
Makes my mouth water
Isn’t it nice how cherries and plums
Are put into pies by our mums
Makes my mouth water
Just as it oughta
Isn’t it nice how cherries and plums
Are put into pies by our mums
Topped with pastry, served with cream
Isn’t it nice how cherries and plums
Are put into pies by our mums
Makes my mouth water
Just as it oughta
Will then lick up all the crumbs.
(Sorry Tango, Judd had already done the 4th line) 
The wind is blowing a gale
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The wind is blowing a gale
Up my kilt, wish I was a female
The wind is blowing a gale
Up my kilt, wish I was a female
Some knickers I need
(We got there in the end Tango? 
The wind is blowing a gale
With rain and even some hail
How I yearn for the Spring
The wind is blowing a gale
Up my kilt, wish I was a female
Some knickers I need
For the last pair I wee’d
(We got there in the end Tango?
The wind is blowing a gale
Up my kilt, wish I was a female
Some knickers I need
For the last pair I wee’d
And now they smell a bit stale
Storm Freya is on the way
Storm Freya is on the way
Hang on Judsy, come what may
Storm Freya is on the way
Hang on Judsy, come what may.
For ‘The Beast’ had a try
Storm Freya is on the way
Hang on Judsy, come what may.
For ‘The Beast’ had a try
But at last said Bye bye
Storm Freya is on the way
Hang on Judsy, come what may.
For ‘The Beast’ had a try
But at last said Bye bye
As it blew and past on it’s way.
I fancied an omelette for tea
I fancied an omelette for tea
Spag and salmon for me
I fancied an omelette for tea
Spag and salmon for me
A knock came at the door
I fancied an omelette for tea
Spag and salmon for me
Soup and a roll should suffice