Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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That’s all I need, thought she
Well that I didn’t foresee
She looked at the dent
The bill would pay her rent!

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That’s all I need, thought she
Well that I didn’t foresee
She looked at the dent
The bill would pay her rent!
Looks l8ke it’s scotch mist for tea

Harry the biker was splendid in leather

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Harry the biker was splendid in leather
It held all his bits together

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Harry the biker was splendid in leather
It held all his bits together
His meat n two veg

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Harry the biker was splendid in leather
It held all his bits together
His meat n two veg
Packed in a tight wedge (:lol:)

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Harry the biker was splendid in leather
It held all his bits together
His meat n two veg
Packed in a tight wedge (:lol:)
Replete with a large ostrich feather

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Back to the cold weather today

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Back to the cold weather today
But I doubt that it’s here to stay

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Back to the cold weather today
But I doubt that it’s here to stay
With strong winds and rain

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Back to the cold weather today
But I doubt that it’s here to stay
With strong winds and rain
I can only complain

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Back to the cold weather today
But I doubt that it’s here to stay
With strong winds and rain
I can only complain
That I’m unable to get out to play.

Instead I’ll stay out of the cold

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Instead I’ll stay out of the cold
Stay snug in the warmth of the fold

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Instead I’ll stay out of the cold
Stay snug in the warmth of the fold
Perhaps go to bed early

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Instead I’ll stay out of the cold
Stay snug in the warmth of the fold
Perhaps go to bed early
With a Twirl or Curly Wurly

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Instead I’ll stay out of the cold
Stay snug in the warmth of the fold
Perhaps go to bed early
With a Twirl or Curly Wurly
No asking Mr. Clooney for a warm hold. :wink:

These jingles show our playful side

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These jingles show our playful side
If they don’t at least we tried

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These jingles show our playful side
If they don’t at least we tried
Double entendres can be placed

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These jingles show our playful side
If they don’t at least we tried
Double entendres can be placed
Though some a bit two faced

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These jingles show our playful side
If they don’t at least we tried
Double entendres can be placed
Though some a bit two faced
Some thought is made to still deride.

Isn’t it nice how cherries and plums

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Isn’t it nice how cherries and plums
Are put into pies by our mums