I put out the rubbish last night
And saw such a scary sight
Dianne Abbott walked by
IN THE NUDE!-oh,my,my!
I put out the rubbish last night
And saw such a scary sight
Dianne Abbott walked by
IN THE NUDE!-oh,my,my!
Jesus! What a sight.
After a good shot of gin
After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played,on my trampoline…
After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played,on my trampoline…
Then I was really mean
After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played,on my trampoline…
Then I was really mean
[but EVER-so keen]
After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played on my trampoline …
Then I was really mean
(But ever so keen)
And so we committed a sin!
All tucked up warm in me bed
All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
I whispered it to Teddy
All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
I whispered it to Teddy
Who said “Nay lad, steady”
All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
I whispered it to Teddy
Who said “Nay lad, steady”
And with that, he immediately fled!
Nell wanted to go to the coast
Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Breakfast complete, she put on her mac
Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Breakfast complete, she put on her mac
Got her car-keys from the rack
Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Breakfast complete, she put on her mac
Got her car-keys from the rack
But backed her car into the lamppost.
That’s all I need, thought she
That’s all I need, thought she
Well that I didn’t foresee
That’s all I need, thought she
Well that I didn’t foresee
She looked at the dent