Limerick (Part 4)

I put out the rubbish last night
And saw such a scary sight
Dianne Abbott walked by
IN THE NUDE!-oh,my,my!

I put out the rubbish last night
And saw such a scary sight
Dianne Abbott walked by
IN THE NUDE!-oh,my,my!
Jesus! What a sight.

After a good shot of gin

After a good shot of gin
I invited her in

After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played,on my trampoline…

After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played,on my trampoline…
Then I was really mean

After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played,on my trampoline…
Then I was really mean
[but EVER-so keen]

After a good shot of gin
I invited her in
and we played on my trampoline …
Then I was really mean
(But ever so keen)
And so we committed a sin!

All tucked up warm in me bed

All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head

All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
I whispered it to Teddy

All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
I whispered it to Teddy
Who said “Nay lad, steady”

All tucked up warm in me bed
An idea came into my head
I whispered it to Teddy
Who said “Nay lad, steady”
And with that, he immediately fled!

Nell wanted to go to the coast

Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast

Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Breakfast complete, she put on her mac

Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Breakfast complete, she put on her mac
Got her car-keys from the rack

Nell wanted to go to the coast
But first, wanted to finish her toast
Breakfast complete, she put on her mac
Got her car-keys from the rack
But backed her car into the lamppost.

That’s all I need, thought she

That’s all I need, thought she
Well that I didn’t foresee

That’s all I need, thought she
Well that I didn’t foresee
She looked at the dent