Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
8541

Tis the warmest February ever
And the bugs are thinking they’re clever
Alas March is to come

8542

Tis the warmest February ever
And the bugs are thinking they’re clever
Alas March is to come
More snow and less sun

8543

Tis the warmest February ever
And the bugs are thinking they’re clever
Alas March is to come
More snow and less sun
But summer will come whenever.

I fancy some Salmon for tea

8544

But there are other fish in the sea

8545

I fancy some Salmon for tea
But there are other fish in the sea
Blondes, brunettes, and redheads there

8546

I fancy some Salmon for tea
But there are other fish in the sea
Blondes, brunettes, and redheads there
But Salmon is not everywhere

8547

I fancy some Salmon for tea
But there are other fish in the sea
Blondes, brunettes, and redheads there
But Salmon is not everywhere
I’ll ask the fishmonger and see.

8548

I was sitting there on the bench

8549

I was sitting there on the bench
When my buttocks began to clench

8550

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8551

I was sitting there on the bench
When my buttocks began to clench
With me bum like a vice

8552

I was sitting there on the bench
When my buttocks began to clench
With me bum like a vice
I was yelling for ice

8553

I was sitting there on the bench
When my buttocks began to clench
With me bum like a vice
I was yelling for ice
And shouting expletives in French.

8554

While Bertie was painting his door

8555

While Bertie was painting his door
A blob of paint fell on the floor

8556

While Bertie was painting his door
A blob of paint fell on the floor
When Flo told him off

8557

While Bertie was painting his door
A blob of paint fell on the floor
When Flo told him off
And said “Go get a cloff!”

8558

While Bertie was painting his door
A blob of paint fell on the floor
When Flo told him off
And said “Go get a cloff!”
The silly sod dropped some more

I put out the rubbish last night

8559

I put out the rubbish last night
And saw such a scary sight

8560

I put out the rubbish last night
And saw such a scary sight
Dianne Abbott walked by