Limerick (Part 4)

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Next day the Police called on poor Fred

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Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said

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Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
but Fred’s old spud-gun

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Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
but Fred’s old spud-gun
Was whipped out for some fun

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Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
but Fred’s old spud-gun
Was whipped out for some fun
Bang bang said Fred you are dead.

The copper said put up your hands

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The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands

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The copper said put up your hands
Or my truncheon will hurt where it lands

whoops, sorry Righty - ignore mine.

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The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
Then zapped me with his Taser

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The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
Then zapped me with his Taser
It’s ruined me Blazer

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The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
Then zapped me with his Taser
It’s ruined me Blazer’
Brought me to me knees with his demands

Cops let me off without a fine

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Cops let me off without a fine
'Cos I promised that I’d tow the line

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Cops let me off without a fine
Cos I promised that I’d tow the line
But before I got home

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Cops let me off without a fine
Cos I promised that I’d tow the line
But before I got home
I decided to roam

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Cops let me off without a fine
Cos I promised that I’d tow the line
But before I got home
I decided to roam
I’m now on the road to decline :smiley:

What is happening to the stars

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What is happening to the stars
Looks like somethings wrong with mars

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What is happening to the stars
Looks like somethings wrong with mars
…or maybe it’s Venus

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What is happening to the stars
Looks like somethings wrong with mars
…or maybe it’s Venus
It’s coming between us

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What is happening to the stars
Looks like somethings wrong with mars
…or maybe it’s Venus
It’s coming between us
time for ‘Planet Suite’ on our guitars!

AHA! said the milkman one day,

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AHA! said the milkman one day,
Would Flo like a roll in the hay?

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AHA! said the milkman one day,
Would Flo like a roll in the hay?
Well,Flo’s knickers came down