AHA! said the milkman one day,
Would Flo like a roll in the hay?
Well,Flo’s knickers came down
And off came her gown
AHA! said the milkman one day,
Would Flo like a roll in the hay?
Well Flo’s knickers came down
And off came her gown
Made him wish he was gay! 
As the monkey swung through the tree
As the monkey swung through the tree
He decided he needed to pee
As the monkey swung through the tree
He decided he needed to pee
So he swung to the ground
Hiya EaZe XXZX
As the monkey swung through the tree
He decided he needed to pee
So he swung to the ground
And sprayed all around
As the monkey swung through the tree
He decided he needed to pee
So he swung to the ground
And sprayed all around
And watered the roses for free
They’re predicting that it will snow
They’re predicting that it will snow
And the North wind no doubt blow
They’re predicting that it will snow
And the North wind no doubt blow
So I’ll wear me big coat
They’re predicting that it will snow
And the North wind no doubt blow
So I’ll wear me big coat
with a scarf round me throat
They’re predicting that it will snow
And the North wind no doubt blow
So I’ll wear me big coat
With a scarf round me throat
And hope temperatures don’go too low
Bernie the bass had a wonderful voice
Bernie the bass had a wonderful voice
It’s said it could make a girl moist.
Bernie the bass had a wonderful voice
It’s said it could make a girl moist
They often threw knickers
… deleted … so rry
I reckon this laptop keeps skipping pages! 
Bernie the bass had a wonderful voice
It’s said it could make a girl moist
They often threw knickers
And bras just a flicker
Eh? What does putting a rug up your goat mean? 
Them there Northamptoners don’t 'arf talk funny 
Bernie the bass had a wonderful voice
It’s said it could make a girl moist
They often threw knickers
And bras just a flicker
Or any lingerie of their choice
As the knickers flew through the air