Limerick (Part 4)

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I say-this guitar has twelve strings!
That’s nuffing, mine even has wings!
So as I sit here strummin’

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I say-this guitar has twelve strings!
That’s nuffing, mine even has wings!
Are you sure it’s not a harp?

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I say-this guitar has twelve strings!
That’s nuffing, mine even has wings!
So as I sit here strummin’
While gently a-humming

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I say-this guitar has twelve strings!
That’s nuffing, mine even has wings!
So as I sit here strummin’
While gently a-humming
Till suddenly one of 'em pings!

Gertie winked at our Judd and said

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Gertie winked at our Judd and said
" Oi! Push off! You should be in bed!"

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Gertie winked at our Judd and said
" Oi! Push off! You should be in bed!"
With an '‘Ee by ‘eck’’

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Gertie winked at our Judd and said
" Oi! Push off! You should be in bed!"
With an '‘Ee by ‘eck’’
He said “Should I feck!”

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Gertie winked at our Judd and said
" Oi! Push off! You should be in bed!"
With an '‘Ee by ‘eck’’
He said “Should I feck!”
‘‘I loves ya young Gert, let’s get wed’’

There was an old man from Northampton

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There was an old man from Northampton
Who had a really big Hampton

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There was an old man from Northampton
Who had a really big ‘Hampton’
His wife screamed “You dare!”

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There was an old man from Northampton
Who had a really big ‘Hampton’
His wife screamed “You dare!”
He said “I will, I don’t care”

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There was an old man from Northampton
Who had a really big ‘Hampton’
His wife screamed “You dare!”
He said “I will, I don’t care”
She cried, “I’ll screw Peter Frampton!”

Now off to get my lessons

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Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen

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Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
Dropped mayo on my paper

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Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
Dropped mayo on my paper
Well what a caper

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Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
Dropped mayo on my paper
Well what a caper
But I still would like your blessin.’

As Fred got his bike out the shed

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As Fred got his bike out the shed
A bird dropped number twos on his head

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As Fred got his bike out of the shed
A bird dropped number two’s on his head
“Wow, that was lucky”

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As Fred got his bike out of the shed
A bird dropped number two’s on his head
“Wow, that was lucky”
“Right” said Fred,who was plucky

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As Fred got his bike out of the shed
A bird dropped number two’s on his head
“Wow that was lucky”
“Right” said Fred who was plucky
Grabbed his pistol and shot the bird dead.