There was a young lady from Crete
There was a young lady from Crete
Who decided her penpal to meet
There was a young lady from Crete
Who decided her penpal to meet
She went to the docks
There was a young lady from Crete
Who decided her penpal to meet
She went to the docks
With a big box of chocs
There was a young lady from Crete
Who decided her penpal to meet
She went to the docks
With a big box of chocs
My next line I had to delete. 
The clock on the shelf didn’t tick
The clock on the shelf didn’t tick
Or perhaps the wood casing was so thick
The clock on the shelf didn’t tick
Or perhaps the wood casing was so thick
So I gave it a shake
The clock on the shelf didn’t tick
Or perhaps the wood casing was so thick
So I gave it a shake
Let it fall, it did break
The clock on the shelf didn’t tick
Or perhaps the wood casing was thick
So i gave it a shake
Let it fall, it did break
Which made me feel awfully sick.
There once was a man from Moldova
There once was a man from Moldova
Who thought he was Casanova
There once was a man from Moldova
Who thought he was Casanova
He’d wink and he’d flirt
There once was a man from Moldova
Who thought he was Casanova
*He’d wink and he’d flirt
With anything in a skirt
There once was a man from Moldova
Who thought he was Casanova
He’d wink and he’d flirt
With anything in a skirt
Then he married a girl with a Skoda.
While riding my dirt bike today
While riding my dirt bike today
My crash hat flew away
While riding my dirt bike today
My crash hat flew away
I forgot I should Strap it
While riding my dirt bike today
My crash hat flew away
I forgot I should Strap it
But looked more a muppet…
While riding my dirt bike today
My crash hat flew away
I forgot I should Strap it
But looked more a muppet…
with my balaclava on the wrong way.
I say-this guitar has twelve strings!
I say-this guitar has twelve strings!
That’s nuffing, mine even has wings!