Limerick (Part 4)

Soon time to decorate my abode
Do mine! I just live down the road.
Paper or paint?

Soon time to decorate my abode
Do mine! I just live down the road.
Paper or paint?
Fumes make me faint

Soon time to decorate my abode
Do mine! I just live down the road.
Paper or paint?
Fumes make me faint
They do? Oh conkers-I bought a whole load!

Piglet smiled,as he looked at Pooh

Piglet smiled,as he looked at Pooh
Eeyore’s gone missing, what shall we do?

Piglet smiled as he looked at Pooh
Pooh glared back and said " I’m making pig stew."

(Cherie beat you to it, EZ).

Piglet smiled,as he looked at Pooh
Eeyore’s gone missing, what shall we do?
I’ll help you to search

Piglet smiled,as he looked at Pooh
Eeyore’s gone missing, what shall we do?
I’ll help you to search
he’ll be near the Birch

Piglet smiled,as he looked at Pooh
Eeyore’s gone missing, what shall we do?
I’ll help you to search
he’ll be near the Birch
He has a cold, listen for the “achoo”

She took all his power and tossed it aside

She took all his power and tossed it aside
No way on earth would she be his bride.

She took all his power and tossed it aside
No way on earth would she be his bride.
After all,she could knit and use a vacuum,too

She took all his power and tossed it aside
No way on earth would she be his bride.
After all,she could knit and use a vacuum,too
Look after a home and make a brew

She took all his power and tossed it aside
No way on earth would she be his bride.
After all,she could knit and use a vacuum,too
Look after a home and make a brew
But he waited with patience for her to decide.

He sat on a bench hidden from view

He sat on a bench hidden from view
Trying to decide just what he should do.

He sat on a bench hidden from view
Trying to decide just what he should do
All of a sudden the light bulb lit up

He sat on a bench hidden from view
Trying to decide just what he should do
All of a sudden the light bulb lit up
So up he stood, and whistled his pup

He sat on a bench hidden from view
Trying to decide just what he should do
All of a sudden the light bulb lit up
So up he stood, and whistled his pup
Whi bounded along and begged for a chew!

A blackbird sat singing in the apple tree

A blackbird sat singing in the apple tree
Looking down at the sisters three

A blackbird sat singing in the apple tree
Looking down at the sisters three
When along came a fox

A blackbird sat singing in the apple tree
Looking down at the sisters three
When along came a fox
Wearing bright red sox

A blackbird sat singing in the apple tree
Looking down at the sisters three
When along came a fox
Wearing bright red sox
And cocked his leg for a pee.