Susie was wading barefoot in a puddle
Whilst mum and dad were having a cuddle!
Susie was wading barefoot in a puddle
Whilst mum and dad were having a cuddle!
With a smear of Vaseline on the bedroom door handle
Susie was wading barefoot in a puddle
Whilst mum and dad were having a cuddle!
With a smear of Vaseline on the bedroom door handle
All the lights off, except for a candle
Susie was wading barefoot in a puddle
Whilst mum and dad were having a cuddle!
With a smear of Vaseline on the bedroom door handle
All the lights off, except for a candle
Mud on the floor, dad and mum were befuddled.
Long walk today, my car’s in the shop
Long walk today, my car’s in the shop
Walked and walked until I could drop
Long walk today, my car’s in the shop
Walked and walked until i could drop
Then along came a bus
Long walk today, my car’s in the shop
Walked and walked until i could drop
Then along came a bus
So I gathered me truss
Long walk today, my car’s in the shop
Walked and walked until i could drop
Then along came a bus
So I gathered me truss
And sat on the seat with a plop!
The holidays make one feel frisky
…
The holidays make one feel frisky
Along with a nice glass of Whisky
The holidays make one feel frisky
Along with a nice glass of Whisky
Plan an agenda
I was eating a pie in the street
No shoes on, just me bare feet
(What happened to finishing LD’s one)? 
Oooer . . .
The holidays make one feel frisky
Along with a nice glass of Whisky
Plan an agenda
And go on a bender
Muuuupsss…!
I was eating a pie in the street
No shoes on, just me bare feet
When some pickle dropped out
It’s OK. I’m multi-tasking
I was eating a pie in the street
No shoes on, just me bare feet
When some pickle dropped out
Women gave out a shout
H-e-l-p, I don’t know where we are now. . 
I was eating a pie in the street
No shoes on, just me bare feet
When some pickle dropped out
Women have out a shout
So I sat down quick on a seat.
The holidays make one feel frisky
Along with a nice glass of Whisky
Plan an agenda
And go on a bender
And bathe in the Bay of Biscay
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Next one please, dongle? 