Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I must buy a new pair of jeans
These old ones are ripped at the seams

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I must buy a new pair of jeans
These old ones are ripped at the seams
But I want something smart

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I must buy a new pair of jeans
These old ones are ripped at the seams
But I want something smart
I know where I’ll start…

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I must buy a new pair of jeans
These old ones are ripped at the seams
But I want something smart
I know where I’ll start…
And not in the bit meant for the teens!

A creepy film’s on tonight

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A creepy film’s on tonight
Will it give you a fright?

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A creepy film’s on tonight
Will it give you a fright?
I shan’t sleep a wink

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A creepy film’s on tonight
Will it give you a fright?
I shan’t sleep a wink
'Cos all night I shall think

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A creepy film’s on tonigh
tWill it give you a fright?
*I shan’t sleep a wink
'Cos all night I shall think
Of that terrifying sight!

My friend Stew really liked running

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My friend Stew really liked running
In his lycra he looked really stunning

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My friend Stew really liked running
In his lycra he looked really stunning
'till he tried to sprint

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My friend Stew really liked running
In his lycra he looked really stunning
'till he tried to sprint
But tripped over some flint

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My friend Stew really liked running
In his lycra he looked really stunning
'till he tried to sprint
But tripped over some flint
Badly bruising his personal plunbing!

The sign said, “Beware Of The Dog”

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The sign said, “Beware Of The Dog”
But instead there was a large Hog

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The sign said, “Beware Of The Dog”
But instead there was a large Hog
He scowled and looked stern

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The sign said, “Beware Of The Dog”
But instead there was a large Hog
He scowled and looked stern
Making Postie concerned

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The sign said, "Beware Of The Dog
But instead there was a large Hog
*He scowled and looked stern
Making Postie concerned
“You’re a beautiful pig, wanna snog?”

A minigolf game can be fun

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A minigolf game can be fun
Especially if you’ve won.

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A minigolf game can be fun
Especially if you’ve won.
Drinks after are on the house

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A minigolf game can be fun
Especially if you’ve won.
Drinks after are on the house
If it’s okay with your spouse

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A minigolf game can be fun
Especially if you’ve won.
Drinks after are on the house
If it’s okay with your spouse
After the okay, celebration’s begun.

Susie was wading barefoot in a puddle