Limerick (Part 4)

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I thought I’d finish it for myself, as it got missed!

I’m thinking today’s a good day
Maybe because it’s Sunday!
“I rather think not”,
Said old Mr. Trott,
" 'Cos me back pain just won’t go away!"

It’s going to be frosty tonight
Everything will be covered in white
Please don’t slip over -
You won’t be in clover -

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It’s going to be frosty tonight
Everything will be covered in white
Please don’t slip over
You won’t be in clover
And, let’s face it, you’re not very light!

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I think i might be facing abuse

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I think i might be facing abuse,
Although sometimes it seems obtuse,

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I think i might be facing abuse,
Although sometimes it seems obtuse,
What is it that I have done wrong?

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I think i might be facing abuse,
Although sometimes it seems obtuse,
What is it that I have done wrong?
Apart from a trouser pong,

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“I think i might be facing abuse,
Although sometimes it seems obtuse,
What is it that I have done wrong?
Apart from a trouser pong?”
'Ere! For that you have NO excuse! :shock:

I’m eating a crème caramelle,

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I’m eating a crème caramelle,
It’s taste is quite impeccable.

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I’m eating a crème caramelle,
It’s taste is quite impeccable.
A glorified custard with burnt sugar on top

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I’m eating a crème caramelle,
It’s taste is quite impeccable.
A glorified custard with burnt sugar on top
Too sweet for me - I’d have to swap

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I’m eating a crème caramelle,
It’s taste is quite impeccable.
A glorified custard with burnt sugar on top
Too sweet for me - I’d have to swap
for toasted fingers with Marmite-they’re swell!

One day,whilst driving a bus

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One day,whilst driving a bus
A passenger started to cuss

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One day whilst driving a bus
A passenger started to fuss
So i stopped, chucked her off

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One day whilst driving a bus
A passenger started to fuss
So i stopped, chucked her off
She fell in a trough

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One day whilst driving a bus
A passenger started to fuss
So i stopped, chucked her off
She fell in a trough
from whence she continued to blaspheme and cuss.

I found a coin lying on the ground

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I found a coin lying on the ground
At first I thought it looked like a pound.

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I found a coin lying on the ground
At first I thought it looked like a pound.
But it turned out to be a shilling piece

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I found a coin lying on the ground
At first I thought it looked like a pound.
But it turned out to be a shilling piece
Which I in turn, gave to my niece

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I found a coin lying on the ground
At first i thought it looked like a pound
But it turned out to be a shilling piece
Which i in turn gave to my niece
By she didn’t say thanks, not a sound!

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I must buy a new pair of jeans