Limerick (Part 4)

He decided he’d be safer on the beach
Where he sat while eating a peach
Then up pops a stranger
Dressed like the Lone Ranger
Who said " I’m looking for my leech"

I went for a trip to New York

I went for a trip to New York
To buy a shoulder of pork

I went for a trip to New York
To buy a shoulder of pork
And on 33rd Sreet…

I went for a trip to New York
To buy a shoulder of pork
And on 33rd Street
I was AMAZED to meet

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I went for a trip to New York
To buy a shoulder of pork
And on 33rd Street
I was AMAZED to meet
Those Ewings all up from Southfork!

I wonder why Mars is so red,

I wonder why Mars is so red,
Iron deposits was said

I wonder why Mars is so red,
Iron deposits was said
Red dust blows around

I wonder why Mars is so red,
Iron deposits was said
Red dust blows around
Not making a sound

I wonder why Mars is so red
Iron deposits was said
Red dust blows around
Not making a sound
And lands on the top of my head.

I’m thinking today’s a good day

I’m thinking today’s a good day
Maybe because it’s Sunday!

Good afternoon EaZeXXX

I’m thinking today’s a good day
Maybe because it’s Sunday!
I rather think not

Hi there Cherie XXX

I’m thinking today’s a good day
Maybe because it’s Sunday!
“I rather think not”,
Said old Mr. Trott,

I’m thinking today’s a good day
Maybe because it’s Sunday!
I rather think not
But I’ll take a shot…

I’m thinking today’s a good day
Maybe because it’s Sunday!
I rather think not
But i’ll take a shot…
Cos Sunday’s a great day to play.

It’s going to be frosty tonight

It’s going to be frosty tonight
Everything will be covered in white!

It’s going to be frosty tonight
Everything will be covered in white
Please don’t slip over