Today I had a coffee with Fred
His aunt had dropped down dead
With an attack of the heart
Her doctor failed to impart
Today I had a coffee with Fred
His aunt had dropped down dead
With an attack of the heart
Her doctor failed to impart
but she left him a fortune,he said.
Valentine’s day draweth nigh
Valentine’s Day draweth nigh,
But once more it will pass me right by.
Valentine’s Day draweth nigh,
But once more it will pass me right by.
But we’re not alone,
Valentine’s Day draweth nigh
But once more it will pass me right by
But we’re not alone
So let’s have a good moan
Valentine’s Day draweth nigh
But once more it will pass me right by
But we’re not alone
So let’s have a good moan
And just let it go with a sigh.
Bert was sat in the cafe one day
Today I had a coffee with Fred
His aunt had dropped down dead
With an attack of the heart
That followed a fart
Today I had a coffee with Fred
His aunt had dropped down dead
With an attack of the heart
That followed a fart
Caused by eating stale bread
Standing in the edge of the cliff
Standing in the edge of the cliff
Reliving words of their latest tiff
Standing on the edge of the cliff
Reliving words of their latest tiff,
He started to wobble,
Standing on the edge of the cliff
Reliving words of their latest tiff,
He started to wobble,
Backwards his legs did hobble
Standing on the edge of the cliff
Reliving words of their latest tiff,
He started to wobble,
Backwards his legs did hobble
But the wind only took hold of his quiff
He decided hed be safer on the beach
He decided hed be safer on the beach
Where he sat while eating a peach
He decided hed be safer on the beach
A place where his misery couldn’t reach!
Today I had a coffee with Fred
His aunt had dropped down dead
With an attack of the heart
She did depart
You’re a page behind Mups!!!
He decided hed be safer on the beach
Where he sat while eating a peach
Then up pops a stranger
He decided hed be safer on the beach
Where he sat while eating a peach
Then up pops a stranger
Dressed like the Lone Ranger