Then off he went while whistling a tune
Only to return just after noon
Seems his luck had changed
And hand rearranged
Which was a tremendous boon.
Day’s nearly done, and it’s getting dark
Day’s nearly done and it’s getting dark
Time for another walk in the park
Day’s nearly done and it’s getting dark
Time for another walk in the park
Stay under the light
Day’s nearly done and it’s getting dark
Time for another walk in the park
Stay under the light
At this time of night
Day’s nearly done and it’s getting dark
Time for another walk in the park
Stay under the light
At this time of night
And listen for my dog to bark.
One night it was pouring with rain
One night it was pouring with rain
Cats and dogs slid through the drain
One night it was pouring with rain
Cats and dogs slid through the drain
Umbrellas were held above one’s head
One night it was pouring with rain
Cats and dogs slid through the drain
Umbrellas were held above one’s head
The sort of weather i really dread
One night it was pouring with rain
Cats and dogs slid through the drain
Umbrellas were held above one’s head
The sort of weather i really dread
At least when wet I can complain
It’s not everyday that I get to say
It’s not everyday that I get to say
“I will suit myself, come what may”
It’s not everyday that I get to say
“I will suit myself, come what may”
Think I’ll have a lie in
It’s not everyday that i get to say
“I will suit myself, come what may”
Think i’ll have a lie in
Read a book, that’s not too tirin’
It’s not everyday that i get to say
“I will suit myself, come what may”
Think i’ll have a lie in
Read a book, that’s not too tirin’
Enjoy while it lasts, come what may.
When Eric fell in love with Mandy
When Eric fell in love with Mandy
He brought her a glass of shandy
When Eric fell in love with Mandy
He brought her a glass of shandy
As his love-struck eyes
When Eric fell in love with Mandy
He brought her a glass of shandy
As his love-struck eyes
Wandered to her heavy thighs
When Eric fell in love with Mandy
He bought her a glass of shandy
As his love-struck eyes
Wandered to her heavy thighs
He saw that her legs were quite bandy.
He followed it up with a kiss
He followed it up with a kiss
But soon realised something was amiss
He followed it up with a kiss
But soon realised something was amiss
As she pursed her lips