The Vicar searched in his pocket,
But only found one dirty sock. It
It was stinky and stiff
Rather like his quiff
Which he kept round his neck in a locket.
The pig looked at the cow and said -
The pig looked at the cow and said
You’ll end up 'twixt two slices of bread
The pig looked at the cow and said
You’ll end up ‘twixt two slices of bread’
The cow just grunted a reply
The pig looked at the cow and said
You’ll end up ‘twixt two slices of bread’
The cow just grunted a reply
Well you’ll end up in a pie
The pig looked at the cow and said
You’ll end up ‘twixt two slices of bread’
The cow just grunted a reply
Well you’ll end up in a pie
But don’t worry cos you’ll be dead
A bloke on a bike had a fall
A bloke on a bike had a fall
Didn’t duck a wire, he was that tall
A bloke on a bike had a fall
Didn’t duck a wire, he was that tall
He fell on his head
A bloke on a bike had a fall
Didn’t duck a wire, he was that tal
He fell on his head
Spent the next day in bed
A bloke on a bike had a fall
Didn’t duck a wire, he was that tal
He fell on his head
Spent the next day in bed
Wrapped up in his wife’s cashmere shawl.
I wonder if there’ll be more snow?
I wonder if there’ll be more snow
I bet there will, you never know
I wonder if there’ll be more snow
I bet there will, you never know
No snow up here as yet
I wonder if there’ll be more snow
I bet there will, you never know
No snow up here as yet
But maybe later, let’s have a bet
I wonder if there’ll be more snow
I bet there will, you never know
No snow up here as yet
But maybe later, let’s have a bet
These lower temps make your skin glow.
Frank folded his hand at the poker table
Frank folded his hand at the poker table
Turned to his wife, said,“Let’s get going Mabel”
Frank folded his hand at the poker table
Turned to his wife, said,“Let’s get going Mabel”
“I can’t, you lost me in that last hand” said she
Frank folded his hand at the poker table
Turned to his wife, said,“Let’s get going Mabel”
“I can’t, you lost me in that last hand” said she
“I should never have left you to go for a pee”
Frank folded his hand at the poker table
Turned to his wife, said,“Let’s get going Mabel”
“I can’t, you lost me in that last hand” said she
“I should never have left you to go for a pee”
Said Frank, “I didn’t lose, you are very unstable!”
Then off he went while whistling a tune
Then off he went while whistling a tune
Only to return just after noon
Then off he went while whistling a tune
Only to return just after noon
Seems his luck had changed
Then off he went while whistling a tune
Only to return just after noon
Seems his luck had changed
And hand rearranged