Limerick (Part 4)

His footsteps were muffled in the snow
Making his progress very slow

His footsteps were muffled in the snow
Making his progress very slow
But he sped up a bit

His footsteps were muffled in the snow
Making his progress very slow
But he sped up a bit
And trod in some slush

His footsteps were muffled in the snow
Making his progress very slow
But he sped up a bit
And trod in some slush
LD is too well mannered, you know!

More snow on the way, so I fear

More snow on the way, so I fear
although it’s windy and sunny just here;

More snow on the way, so I fear
although it’s windy and sunny just here;
But now it is so dark and cold

More snow on the way, so I fear
although it’s windy and sunny just here; *
But now it is so dark and cold
Winter is taking it’s hold!

More snow on the way so i fear
Although it’s windy and sunny just here
But now it’s so dark and cold
Winter is taking it’s hold
Just stay in and drink a warm beer.

A beer is now off of my list

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed :lol:

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed
That’s a very good point

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed
A camomile tea

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed
A camomile tea
That makes me pee

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed
A camomile tea
That makes me pee ��
I’m sure you get my drift.

EZ’s post (8231) was missed out:

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed
That’s a very good point
Cos with a dodgy hip jolint

EZ’s post (8231) was missed out:

A beer is now off of my list
So that way I won’t get p***ed
That’s a very good point
Cos with a dodgy hip joint
Don’t want to sit, and find out I’ve missed.

One day Bertie said to the Vicar

One day Bertie said to the Vicar
Can you lend me fifty knicker

One day Bertie said to the Vicar
Can you lend me fifty knicker
I must treat the wife

One day Bertie said to the Vicar
Can you lend me fifty knicker
I must treat the wife
To a new carving knife

One day Bertie said to the Vicar
Can you lend me fifty knicker
I must treat the wife
To a new carving knife
And a basket made of wicker.

The Vicar searched in his pocket

The Vicar searched in his pocket,
But only found one dirty sock. It