Limerick (Part 4)

I fancy a hot milky drink
Or maybe a hot chocolate I think.
Or go mad with espresso

I fancy a hot milky drink
Or maybe a hot chocolate I think.
Or go mad with espresso -
A double one! Yes! Oh

I fancy a hot milky drink
Or maybe a hot chocolate I think.
Or go mad with espresso -
A double one! Yes! Oh
But don’t spill the milk or it’ll stink.

All this talk about borders and backstops

Ali this talk about borders and backstops
MPs arguing over Brexit non-stop

All this talk about borders and backstops
MPs arguing over Brexit non-stop
Just get us out is what I say

All this talk about borders and backstops
MPs arguing over Brexit non-stop
Just get us out is what I say
It’ll all be over, one day

All this talk about borders and backstops
MPs arguing over Brexit non-stop
Just get us out is what i say
It’ll all be over one day
Then they say there won’t be any shops.

Hiya Mups

It’s going to be snowing tonight

t’s going to be snowing tonight
Will look pretty with street lamps alight

(Hi EZ)

It’s going to be snowing tonight
Will look pretty with street lamps alight
Stay indoors and keep warm

It’s going to be snowing tonight
Will look pretty with street lamps alight
Stay indoors and keep warm
Just in case there’s a storm

It’s going to be snowing tonight
Will look pretty with street lamps alight
Stay indoors and keep warm
Just in case there’s a storm
And everything ends up white.

Apparently Hell has froze’ over

Apparently Hell has froze’ over
All the way from Leeds to Dover

Apparently Hell has froze’ over
All the way from Leeds to Dover
In the U.S. too

Apparently Hell has froze’ over
All the way from Leeds to Dover
In the U.S. too
What is one to do?

Apparently Hell has froze’ over
All the way from Leeds to Dover
In the U.S. too
What is one to do?
I will go and ask the old drover.

Sitting by the warmth of the fire

Sitting by the warmth of the fire
Soon my eyes started to tire

Sitting by the warmth of the fire
Soon my eyes started to tire
So I got an espresso

Sitting by the warmth of the fire
Soon my eyes started to tire
So i got an espresso
And a huge plate of pesto

Sitting by the warmth of the fire
Soon my eyes started to tire
So i got an espresso
And a huge plate of pesto
And then I’m off to retire.

His footsteps were muffled in the snow