Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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This year I shall pickle my nuts
There must be no if’s and but’s,

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This year I shall pickle my nuts
There must be no if’s and but’s,
I will follow my dreams

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This year I shall pickle my nuts
There must be no if’s and but’s,
I will follow my dreams
But if you hear any screams

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This year I shall pickle my nuts
There must be no if’s and but’s,
I will follow my dreams
But if you hear any screams
they’re because I took some short-cuts.

Buddha and Ganesh were chatting one day,

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Buddha and Ganesh were chatting one day,
Ganesh “blew off” and blew Buddha away

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Buddha and Ganesh were chatting one day,
Ganesh “blew off” and blew Buddha away
Poor Buddha landed with such a thump

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Buddha and Ganesh were chatting one day
Ganesh “blew off” and blew Buddha
Poor Buddha landed with such a thump
One could have thought it was President Trump

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Buddha and Ganesh were chatting one day,
Ganesh “blew off” and blew Buddha away
Poor Buddha landed with such a thump
One could have thought it was President Trump
But they were still friends the following day.

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I wear 4 layers and still feel cold

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I wear 4 layers and still feel cold
Cos of a guilty conscience so I’m told

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I wear 4 layers and still feel cold
Cos of a guilty conscience so I’m told
Yet pure of mind and spirit am I

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I wear 4 layers and still feel cold
Cos of a guilty conscience so I’m told
Yet pure of mind and spirit am I
And my heart is warm you can’t deny

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I wear 4 layers and still feel cold
Cos of a guilty conscience so I’m told
Yet pure of mind and spirit am I
And my heart is warm you can’t deny
I love JUDD cos I’m MUPS and I’m bold!

Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark

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Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark
Pug’s had a pint and is having a lark

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Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark
Too late EZ

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Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark
Pug’s had a pint and is having a lark
Too late EZ
Pug is feeling queasy

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:lol: :lol: I think EZ meant he had posted too late, not as part of the verse.

May we carry on as we were please?

Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark
Pug’s had a pint and is having a lark
For Cupid’s arrow went astray

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Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark
Pug’s had a pint and is having a lark
For Cupid’s arrow went astray
and sent Mups out to play

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Cupids arrow has again found it’s mark
Pug’s had a pint and is having a lark
For Cupid’s arrow went astray
and sent Mups out to play
But home she came, before it was dark.

I fancy a hot milky drink

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I fancy a hot milky drink
Or maybe a hot chocolate I think