Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews
The replies were rather mixed
Thought as I ate the sammich I fixed
Which one? Still no clues

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Is Judd getting forgetful and old?

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Is Judd getting forgetful and old?
Maybe something to do with the cold

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Is Judd getting forgetful and old?
Maybe something to do with the cold
Aye, It’s colder oop North

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A strange one that. I started one beginning with

So I chose Android instead

Must have disappeared into cyberspace or there’s some Apple Fanbois about who nobbled it. :slight_smile:

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Is Judd getting forgetful and old?
Maybe something to do with the cold
Aye, It’s colder oop North
Like in Scotland’s Forth

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Is Judd getting forgetful and old?
Maybe something to do with the cold
Aye, It’s colder oop North
Like in Scotland’s Forth
Not Forth, he needs a fifth, if I may be so bold.

Off to the store for a bottle o’ gin

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Off to the store for a bottle o’ gin
A little nip now and then isn’t a sin

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Off to the store for a bottle o’ gin
A little nip now and then isn’t a sin
Mother’s ruin is it’s name

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Off to the store for a bottle o’ gin
A little nip now and then isn’t a sin
Mother’s ruin is it’s name
And getting rat-arsed is the game

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Off to the store for a bottle o’ gin
A little nip now and then isn’t a sin
Mother’s ruin is it’s name
And getting rat-arsed is the game
Just wish I had a bag to put in in.

My Father once said to me ‘Son…’

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My father once said to me, “Son,
Life’s NOT just about having fun!”

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My father once said to me. “Son,
Life’s not just about having fun!”
Get a job and work hard

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My father once said to me. "Son,
"Life’s NOT just about having fun!
"Get a job and work hard,
"Put your best foot for-waard,

:mrgreen:

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My father once said to me. "Son,
"Life’s NOT just about having fun!
"Get a job and work hard,
"Put your best foot for-waard,
And make sure you get off your bum

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So I got me a job

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And so I got me a job
But it only paid me a bob

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And so I got me a job
But it only paid me a bob.
Now, I’m no Boy Scout

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And so I got me a job
But it only paid me a bob.
Now, I’m no Boy Scout
So I soon wanted out

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And so I got me a job
But it only paid me a bob.
Now, I’m no Boy Scout
So I soon wanted out
But not before Dibbing my Dob

This year I shall pickle my nuts