Limerick (Part 4)

My doggy went awol one day,
And met a fair poodle in the hay

My doggy went awol one day
And met a fair poodle in the hay
He said ‘Woof woof growl’,

My doggy went awol one day
And met a fair poodle in the hay
He said ‘Woof woof growl’,
And continued his prowl

My doggy went awol one day
And met a fair poodle in the hay
He said ‘Woof woof growl’,
And continued his prowl
But the Poodle still stood in his way.

And next the Poodle did wink

And next the Poodle did wink
But was that a wink - or a blink?

And next the Poodle did wink
*But was that a wink - or a blink?
After that he wagged his tail

And next the Poodle did wink
But was that a wink or a blink?
After that he wagged his tail
So stealing hearts, he couldn’t fail

And next the Poodle did wink
But was that a wink or a blink?
After that he wagged his tail
So stealing hearts, he couldn’t fail
Especially that of our own Twink

Just sat here with a glass of wine

Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59

Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
It tastes quite like soup

Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
It tastes quite like soup
I’ll get Brewer’s droop

Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
It tastes quite like soup
I’ll get Brewer’s droop
Ooh, glad that’s your prob. not mine. :lol:

So cold and windy today

So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say

So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
Well it certainly is here

So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
Well it certainly is here
Here is bitter but sky is clear

So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
Well it certainly is here
Here is bitter but sky is clear
and here it’s windy-my bins rolled away!

I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’

I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews

I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews
The replies were rather mixed

I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews
The replies were rather mixed
Thought as I ate the sammich I fixed