My doggy went awol one day,
And met a fair poodle in the hay
My doggy went awol one day
And met a fair poodle in the hay
He said ‘Woof woof growl’,
My doggy went awol one day
And met a fair poodle in the hay
He said ‘Woof woof growl’,
And continued his prowl
My doggy went awol one day
And met a fair poodle in the hay
He said ‘Woof woof growl’,
And continued his prowl
But the Poodle still stood in his way.
And next the Poodle did wink
And next the Poodle did wink
But was that a wink - or a blink?
And next the Poodle did wink
*But was that a wink - or a blink?
After that he wagged his tail
And next the Poodle did wink
But was that a wink or a blink?
After that he wagged his tail
So stealing hearts, he couldn’t fail
And next the Poodle did wink
But was that a wink or a blink?
After that he wagged his tail
So stealing hearts, he couldn’t fail
Especially that of our own Twink
Just sat here with a glass of wine
Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
It tastes quite like soup
Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
It tastes quite like soup
I’ll get Brewer’s droop
Just sat here with a glass of wine
‘Chateaux Judd’ vintage '59
It tastes quite like soup
I’ll get Brewer’s droop
Ooh, glad that’s your prob. not mine. 
So cold and windy today
So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
Well it certainly is here
So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
Well it certainly is here
Here is bitter but sky is clear
So cold and windy today
No it ain’t I say
Well it certainly is here
Here is bitter but sky is clear
and here it’s windy-my bins rolled away!
I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews
I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews
The replies were rather mixed
I thought ‘‘Apple or Windows,which to choose’’
So I Googled the web for reviews
The replies were rather mixed
Thought as I ate the sammich I fixed