Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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It’s not easy to drive with one eye
Said old Harry with a big sigh
Particularly when

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It’s not easy to drive with one eye
Said old Harry with a big sigh
Particularly when
You go out and then

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It’s not easy to drive with one eye
Said old Harry with a big sigh
Particularly when
You go out and then
Discover you have a bad stye.

I love watching Homes under the Hammer

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I love watching Homes under the Hammer
When the auctions a bit of a clamour

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I love watching Homes under the Hammer
When the auctions a bit of a clamour
There’s Martin’s wild hair

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I love watching Homes under the Hammer
When the auctions a bit of a clamour
There’s Martin’s wild hair
And outrageous bids a dare

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I love watching Homes under the Hammer
When the auctions a bit of a clamour
There’s Martin’s wild hair
And outrageous bids a dare
And quite a bit of glamour.

Old Fred was so young at heart

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Old Fred was so young at heart
He even went out with a tart

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Old Fred was so young at heart
He even went out with a tart
But she fair wore him out

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Old Fred was so young at heart
He even went out with a tart
But she fair wore him out
Of that there was no doubt

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Old Fred was so young at heart
He even went out with a tart
But she fair wore him out
Of that there was no doubt
So from him she did quickly depart.

Another beau she did seek

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But this time, not one quite so meek,

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Another beau she did seek
But this time, not one quite so meek,
Todd was blond, handsome and tall

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Another beau she did seek
But this time, not one quite so meek,
Todd was blond, handsome and tall
And in love with him she did fall

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Another beau she did seek
But this time, not one quite so meek,
Todd was blond, handsome and tall
And in love with him she did fall
Well at least till the end of the week

My best friend once fell in the river

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My best friend once fell in the river
Fair chilled him right through to his liver

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My best friend once fell in the river
Fair chilled him right through to his liver
His clothes were soaked through

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My best friend once fell in the river
Fair chilled him right through to his liver
His clothes were soaked through
Stripped naked, what to do

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My best friend once fell in the river
Fair chilled him right through to his liver
His clothes were soaked through
And he lost just one shoe

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And his mustash was all of a quiver.

My doggy went awol one day,