Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Two trees were chatting one day
One said “It’s bloody cold today”
We need some fig leaves

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Two trees were chatting one day
One said"It’s bloody cold today"
We need some fig leaves
From our heads to our knees

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Two trees were chatting one day
One said"It’s bloody cold today"
We need some fig leaves
From our heads to our knees
And some hats made of nice smelly hay.

So there I was in the shop

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So there I was in the shop
Looking to buy a pork chop

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So there I was in the shop
Looking to buy a pork chop
When I spotted a snout

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So there I was in the shop
Looking to buy a pork chop
When I spotted a snout
And without any doubt

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So there I was in the shop
Looking to buy a pork chop
When I spotted a snout
And without any doubt
It was PC Plod, our new cop

I was watching the BBC news

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I was watching the BBC news
And listening to some people’s views

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I was watching the BBC news
And listening to some people’s views
When up popped Naga

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I was watching the BBC news
And listening to some people’s views
When up popped Naga
Holding a can of lager

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I was watching the BBC news
And listening to some people’s views
When up popped Naga
Holding a can of lager
While cops made crowds defuse.

While matching pot lids to my pans

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While matching pot lids to my pans
I suspected some she-nani-gans.

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While matching pot lids to my pans
I suspected some she-nani-gans.
Three handles dropped off

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While matching pot lids to my pans
I suspected some she-nani-gans.
*Three handles dropped off
Rolling into a trough

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While matching pot lids to my pans
I suspected some she-nani-gans.
*Three handles dropped off
Rolling into a trough
So I took them round to me Nan’s.

Do you ever have lucky days?

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Do you ever have lucky days?
The kind where that luck stays?

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Do you ever have lucky days?
The kind where that luck stays?
There are not very many

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Do you ever have lucky days?
The kind where that luck stays?
There are not very many
But today I found a penny

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Do you ever have lucky days?
The kind where that luck stays?
There are not very many
But today I found a penny
So next stop-the Crystal Maze!

It’s not easy to drive with one eye

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It’s not easy to drive with one eye
Said old Harry with a big sigh