Price Phillip went out for a drive
gossip about it continues to thrive’
One was blinded by light
'Another ‘No seat belt in sight’
One thinks he’s lucky to be alive!
John Wayne’s first leading role in The Big Trail
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John Wayne’s first leading role in The Big Trail
Had him riding bareback on a cow
John Wayne’s first leading role in The Big Trail
Had him riding bareback on a cow
But the udders dragged around
John Wayne’s first leading role in The Big Trail
Had him riding bareback on a cow
But the udders dragged around
Teats touching the ground
John Wayne’s first leading role in The Big Trail
Had him riding bareback on a cow
But the udders dragged around
Teats touching the ground
Which gave our Big John a Big Fail.
Johnny Cash and June Carter got wed
Johnny Cash and June Carter got wed
“You are my sunshine” is what he said
Johnny Cash and June Carter got wed
“You are my sunshine” is what he said
They were wed many years
Johnny Cash and June Carter got wed
“You are my sunshine” is what he said
They were wed many years
Despite many cheers and jeers
being always compatible in bed.
In Kew Gardens two robins mated
In Kew Gardens two robins mated
Until their desire was sated
In Kew Gardens two robins mated
Until their desire was sated
They both bared their breast
In Kew Gardens two robins mated
Until their desire was sated
They both bared their breast
After removing their vests
In Kew Gardens two robins mated
Until their desire was sated
They both bared their breast*
After removing their vests
Both red, happy and elated!
Kenny Everett was a funny guy
Kenny Everett was a funny guy
Not someone you could ever call shy
Kenny Everett was a funny guy
Not someone you could ever call shy
A bit of a crackpot it must be said
Kenny Everett was a funny guy
Not someone you could ever call shy
A bit of a crackpot it must be said
He used to be anyway but now he’s dead.
Two trees were chatting one day
We need a last line Barry 
Kenny Everett was a funny guy
Not someone you could ever call shy
A bit of a crackpot it must be said
He used to be anyway but now he’s dead.
And he didn’t get to say goodbye
Two trees were chatting one day
Two trees were chatting one day
One said “It’s bloody cold today”