Waiting for me Sparky to come
Let’s hope he isn’t a WUM
We’ll shortly know,
If it’s Judd in tow
Waiting for me Sparky to come
Let’s hope he isn’t a WUM
We’ll shortly know,
If it’s Judd in tow
He’ll be sayin’ “eeh by gum”
I’m sat by the fire warming my feet
I’m sat by the fire warming my feet
And round my shoulders, a wincyette sheet
Waiting for me Sparky to come
Let’s hope he isn’t a WUM
We’ll shortly know,
If it’s Judd in tow
He’ll be sayin’ “eeh by gum”
I’m sat by the fire warming my feet
And round my shoulders, a wincyette sheet
With a bowl of hot soup
I’m sat by the fire warming my feet
And round my shoulders, a wincyette sheet
With a bowl of hot soup,
Dire Straits on a loop
That reminds me of a bit of doggerel from my dim and distant past. 
Ee by gum
Smell a pig’s bum
If it’s nice
Have a slice
Ee by gum
I’m sat by the fire warming my feet
And round my shoulders, a winceyette sheet
With a bowl of hot soup,
Dire Straits on a loop
And stinking up half of the street
Strange, I thought I’d started another one?
Me feet they don’t half pong
Me feet they don’t half pong
What? I only know ping, that’s wrong
Me feet they don’t half pong
What? I only know ping, that’s wrong.
So’s this thread-it’s amiss
Me feet they don’t half pong
What? I only know ping, that’s wrong
So’s this thread-it’s amiss
Maybe something we can fix
Me feet they don’t half pong
What? I only know ping, that’s wrong
So’s this thread-it’s amiss
Maybe something we can fix
But I fear it’s too far gone.
He’s mended me bathrooom light
He’s mended me bathrooom light
Now it’s a little too bright!
He’s mended me bathrooom light
Now it’s a little too bright!
Will have to take the bulb out
He’s mended me bathrooom light
Now it’s a little too bright!
Will have to take the bulb out
And feel me way about
He’s mended me bathrooom light
Now it’s a little too bright!
Will have to take the bulb out
And feel me way about
Ooops! That bog brush gave me a fright.
Price Phillip went out for a drive
Price Phillip went out for a drive
Gossip about it continues to thrive
Price Phillip went out for a drive
Gossip about it continues to thrive
‘One was blinded by light’
Price Phillip went out for a drive
Gossip about it continues to thrive
‘One was blinded by light’
Another ‘No seat belt in sight’